Less-Honourable Ninja Powers

Ok, from what we've seen so far, Ninja's have some pretty interesting powers, most of which could be wide open to abuse.

We'll have to assume we're evil here (for some, that won't be so hard... heh...) what powers would you use the most, and take FULL advantage of, in the most deplorable and purely EVIL ways? (We'll assume you are free from the wrath of more morally assertive Ninjas.)

Personally, I can see myself tkaing full advantage of Kagebunshin and Henge (that transforming one); the possibilities to screw around with people are endless!

Kage bunshin would be a definite for me. Since we're trying to be evil, I guess that my 2nd power would be Gaara's power with the sand. Absolute defense and great offense right there.

1.kage bunshin + henge into pamela anderson= a game of volleyball (a nice variation of harem no jutsu)

2.Byakugan and a trip to las vegas

Harem no Justsu and a big lesbian orgy.

wouldn't that be a big orgy with yourself?

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Originally posted by: Jurojin
wouldn't that be a big orgy with yourself?

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that would make it masturbation... kindof

masturbation is sex with the person you love.
-Woody Allen.

Kage Bunshin and Henge are the ultimate ninja stuff for any smart ninja, henge your clones into people you hate, and have them commit crimes and hide the riches somewhere, and then after the police arrests the person you henged into, grab the goods, buy a cake, pee in it, henge into one of the person friends, and give them the cake.

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Originally posted by: Death BOO Z
Kage Bunshin and Henge are the ultimate ninja stuff for any smart ninja, henge your clones into people you hate, and have them commit crimes and hide the riches somewhere, and then after the police arrests the person you henged into, grab the goods, buy a cake, pee in it, henge into one of the person friends, and give them the cake.

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Now THAT'S my kinda thinking; sort of like in 'Black And White' where you can screw everyone over and still come out on top, and look humourus doing so [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img]

I just had another thought - make a Giant paper-mache Godzilla, then make a Kage Bunshin do a 'combination Henge' with it, and get it to strut down Wall Street. Hell, it could breathe fire if you wanted it to. And while wer are at it, why not make a Giant Mothra in the same fashion?

GIANT MONSTER WARS!

sharingan, we've seen kakashi be able to seduce people with it, followed by kage bushin, and henge...though harem no jutsu sounds good to me.
heres how it works,

1. use sharingan to seduce a person, bring them into your room, and well i dont have to spell it out for ya.
2. Use kage bushin to make another 1 of urself and have them stay in the room while u leave.
3. henge into another person so when the girl gets the cops searching they find the kage bushin.

kovash while your making giant monsters i'll be in the next state using shika's shadow to bring people to me
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shika's shadow, to make peeps kill them selfs
kage bunshin to ALWAYS fight unfair
sabaku kyuu + shoso( spelling), man that teq is evil
and kage GRENADE no jutsu [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img] throw 1.........and just enjoy the show [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img]

definately sharingan to get all the girls and money i want.

You know, you can get girls and money WITHOUT special Ninja powers, so it's no fun. I'm talking EVIL here, not two-bit crookery.

Though, giant monsters aside - You need to destroy people, you know, mentally, so the Sharingan would be good for that I suppose; though any sort of mind-altering Genjutsu would be good. Hell, you could become a drug-monster and use Genjutsu on your customers to make them think they are sniffing something other than powdered arsenic.

Speaking of which, you could use Tsukiyomi to torture people, and do something more interesting than stab them for 42 hours. How about a room with no exit, and every surface is scolding to the touch... mmmmmm, monsterous torture....

isnt a kage grenade no jutsu kinda evil [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img] i think it is lol, in a destructive way

ino's soul transfer jutsu

just imagine having full control of another person's body

if i was really evil, i would then jump off a building thats not too high, or something else that would be really painfull but not lethal

As some of you know from my other posts concerning my favorite naruto power/ability, I'm quite supportive of Shino's bugs. There are no limits as to what evil deeds can be done with Shino's bugs. For example use them to stalk a rival or enemy. Then when their either sleeping or taking a shower and they have their guard down send in all the bugs and swarm them. Or the bugs can be used for stealing common day items or far more organized criminal activities. With creativity there really is no end to the evil deeds that can be done with Shino's bugs.

I wouldn't mind using "Kage Mane no Jutsu" on someone as they were crossing a major intersection in a city.

"Henge no Jutsu" into someone and murder someone with tons of witnesses, run away, and transform back to myself in the shadows.

"Suiton: Suishouha" (tidal wave) On a crowded beach, that would be really evil!

"Genjutsu" on Bank Tellers for easy money

"Genjutsu" a hobo into thinking his arm was a juicy ham sammich

"Doton: Jishin no jutsu" (Earthquake) LA into the bottom of the Pacific where it and everyone there belongs (present company excepted....maybe)

"Suiton: Suiryuudan" (WaterDragon Bullet) at a kiddie pool

"Katon: Karyuu Endan" (Firedragon Missile) the homes all all the people that didn't pay their "protection insurance"


Is this evil enough for you? I mean there are shitloads you could do with Genjutsu alone, its like Jedi mind tricks. But I thought if I were evil these would all be fun to do.

if we're talking about ino's jutsu, I have yet again an increadibally evil and fun way to use it.
you ambush next to a 'love service' place (whorehouse, at least that's how babylon calls it) and wait for a customer to come in, then you take over thier minds and do what they were about to do. afterwards you have two options:

A. release the person, who'll wake up poorer, and since he hadn't enjoyed it, also really pissed off, then you can move on to the next target, and since you'll have quite an endless amount of bodies, you won't get tired from the 'action'.
B. Kill the hooker you just slept with, and then release the jutsu, and leave the nice person who's body you've kidnapped to the police, as his punishment for going to a hooker.

the only problem is that since whatever happens to the body you're using happens to you as well, there's a possibility you'll get Aids at the process.

i dont think it works like that.....
the only way you'd feel the effects of aids from the possessed body is if it inflicted fatal damage to you while you were still in the body
unless you decide to move into a body thats lying on its deathbed, i dont think you'd have to worry about disease

Some kage bunshin, henge here and there, a little goukakyu, then some summonings and bam! I'm the ruler of the world.