3 word story: new story!! page 26 (first read the rules)
3 Word Stories are always fun and when I saw that this forum didn't have one, I had to create one. If you have never participated in a three story before the rules are simple; each post can only have 3 words; you can post any thing as long as it continues from where the previous post left off; and if you want to make a comment use brackets as I'm doing Hope you guys will enjoy this...
NEW STORY BEGIN's page 10
RULE's
the people who are going to post try actually incorporate themselves into the story. i want a real story with a beginning and an end..
i or phoenix will, at every page, update the story. READ THE WHOLE STORY FIRST then post your reply.
the posts with stupid curses and immature language will be ignorred.
this story will also be like 7 to 8 page's..
as for the story itself let's just start and we will see where it come's..
FIRST STORY
In the beginning there was a huge ass spaceship transporting raisins and apples filled with
post spamming noobs that liked to throw jellybeans at Budweineken, their master bater that
came everytime a dog jumped over a thread, that sucks water from levees
and deposits it In a duckpond filled with crocodiles so the bum can sell weed and get busted
by hairy purple monkey dishwasher slaves so the apes smoke it for the greatest porn made
by mut and one day he was infected with slimy worms from krbadass' vagina and become a
lump of vitaminC, his lunch condiment. Meanwhile, there was a hurricane coming along with
rita whose name was rupaul, and it started to fart uncontrollably, and then started to shit.
It was so nasty, people threw up in their tacos and then ran to the bathroom, only to
find the toilets overflowing with worms. People were panicking and spontaneously combusting
into thin air and trees turned black because of bad weather and earth was destoyed. The bum
started freaking out and got stoned to death by the evil monkey. That's all folks! Said Porky Pig
while raping shrimps without any protection and then laughed and moved onto raping Yzak in
front of Zinobi while cumming on terra, who licked Yzak ass. Then he decided to move on to
watching some porn and then realized its gayporn, so he killed himself. Anyway, the Spaceship
started hitting those bitches hard until they started screaming and flew into their cumsucking
pods but not before pleasing basey thouroughly and turned him into their bitch. They chased
him while the Spaceship flew into a big ass planet. All life was fucked over by orange alien scum.
Pop goes the weasel, said the Evil Monkey. He wanted to get revenge for every single time he
did some HankyPanky. There was no way to spanky while doing hanky and being cranky. He
decided to end the rhyming and keep smiling. He ate alone and made fries in the barrel
which he recieved from the King of planet JeSusLuvsMuNKays who usurped the reigns of power
of the entire galexy from the rulers of the glorious latrine empire of LaLa Land who got high
on sticky-icky from Little Nicky on the 4th of July...which the monkey loved to fuck with.
On the other the Spaceship's wreckage drifted towards the sun. All of the people were going
into lifepods because they were running out of porn. So they gathered the dummies and started
to relief themselves and fuck the dummy again and again until it hurt. Anyway, the Thundercats
flew off to DUCK TALES and brutally kill Fukuda because he is with the Thundertank who has a
ginormous projectile emitting vagina filled with hot and pink gelatinous rancid smelling poisonous
semen which instantly kills a big fish, meanwhile on the planet full with fucking were out of
Spam and the spammer travel todie. The End.
SECOND STORY
On a stormy night, in a car on 34th street, the legendary mercenaries known
as Dogs were talking about his guns that were used to kill mob's of bloodthirsty
demons who terrorized all living and dead. What they didn't know was that
dark forces were watching Smallville at 9 on Thursday. They liked Lanna's
ass and Clark's huge dick so, they recorded it for lonely days. Many died
trying to get the secret porn tape but terra was stupid enough to record
over it but mut stole a substitute squid and chocolate-covered it and stuck it
on Phoenix's back, forever scarring him with the words "guys fuck here".
Meanwhile, Smallville got cancelled for beavis and butthead, the better show.
When in Russia mercenaries were planning to take over. However, Stalins ghost
said Lana Lang didn't have the ass or body for thier needs. And thus they bought
model kits and cosplayed as The Amazingly-Gay Duo and frolicked merrily behind
fruity trees until the end. Stalins ghost was secretly planning to crush the
merc-dogs by using a new weapon that can eliminate huge stuff and monsters
since SK rules all perverts and mama's boys, sothey get terminated to make
room for Soviet Russia's ultimate weapon of twisties and cheezels. Contract
killer's plan failed horribly because Terra was there and posed sexily while
holding a dead duckling wing between his legs and screaming for sex, drugs
and alcohol. Anyway plan_b got terra stuffed with bullets before he realised that
all his fanboys hated his guts. They betrayed him to follow Stalin to not shave
their hair like mysterious double-agent who hyphenated words to make some
sense. Then the hetro-sexual guy with mask called Jim Carrey and his sidekick,
Bob the dog, to create something tasty, yet explosive such as bubblegum. A
poison bomb was made to eliminate Assassin since kittens, masturbating to save
the world . Meanwhile back in reality, Zhan hunted with poisoned crossbows and
chicken launchers to destroy the fat fag king. But he retaliated using his own
blubber to attack. Fag King allied with his sworn enemy, Donkey_Kong and
pac_man in exchange for Zhan's head. Zhan faced with danger, transformed into
the famous Godzilla! But couldnt use his chicken launchers. Zhanzilla attacked with
a large penis. Zhanzilla then tried using "that" jutsu. Kage bullshit_no jutsu to suck
the life out of the Fag King. It was working but then failed. He then tried fucking
the life out of a enlarged naked molerat owned by kfc and Yzak's hair. Then SK
decided, "Kill the hair!" to begin a new revoltution which would reform the Legion
of Doom which conquered Gotwoot with huge ass spaceships to terrrorize the souls
of smallville residents. He then called Batman and his trusty keyboard of fury ;but
being idiotic his finger slipped and he pressed the windows key which opened a
hidden door to the Hueco Mundo. Which was empty, until there was a giant mound
of popsicle sticks emerged in vengeful stomach acid. Belonging to a clan of angry
hampsters. Fag King gathered all the little fag-etes to ass rape Jadugar with a rusty
steel crowbar. Jadugar screamed because his penis looked like Zinobi so he thought,
"Damn if I get seen like Zinobi, the gay-soceity will kill me!!" He decided to masturbate
while eating Lucky Charms with beer and juice and hopping on his short penis when
travelling to the castle of gay lord, Chaoskiddo, who became hetro-sexual in spite of
being gay he continued servicing erect children and thoroughly enjoyed semen
milkshake but decided Jadugar had been drained so he searched him and found
126 gold pieces and gay porn.
Mut then decided to leave Huecoand visit France to get a
turnip shaped like a sack of stinking horse crap and then ate it with Pepsi. Pamela
Anderson has chopped fag_king's dick into the shape of quick posterswith nice, round
eyes, which were looking at Pam's blood covered hands cos she touched her hairy nipples
and then somthing very strange happened. A mutation occured in her DNA and she
sprouted very big breasts along with a 20 inch penis, that really was huge and spiky
and beat people except that wasn't a very good thing to have. This soon became very
fun and exciting adventure, but the hell demon swearing on Behelit to cook
turtlesand lobsters alive became suicidal and eat them which resulted in
poison and drugs which killed everyone Pam's huge titswhich lilphatboi
sucked and drank human cum from moms but the cum is so nasty that he died so in the
end everything was screwed....THE END..
In the beginning....
