The trip was even more horny than a day at school
Once upon a time, there was a dirty knight named Do, who, by his valiant stamina, saved the kingdom from the dirty dragon and whoring the princess in the nick of time. He rode his dripping dog from the mushy mountains upon which the kingdom was built, journeying into the unknown. He was rage and did not stop for fear the dragon would fucked them all.
By and by, he came to a giant cock ring which blocked his path. He stopped and fucked to fucking thing out of his way and jacked jokingly to himself. Then, summoning his spiky crown, he punched the cock ring out of his way and continued onward.
At last, he reached the shitty shack of the conniving dragon. The dragon fucking at his approach. They fought gayily. The battle was conniving and wet, raging a whole year, until at last, the knight seized the dragon by the boobs and shot him in the cock. The princess was grateful, and the knight wore her over his shoulder and returned to the king. The two promptly flirted, and they lived cleverly ever after.
