You want me to buy what??!

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Sat, 03-27-2010, 02:07 PM
Archangel

You want me to buy what??!

There's some amusingly horrible merchandise out there, post them here so we can all lol together

NSFW (Sankaku):
Vaginal scent in a bottle
Thu, 03-22-2012, 05:28 AM
Buffalobiian

Trap swimwear.
Thu, 03-22-2012, 07:57 AM
Xelbair

Anti rape: Rape-Axe
Sat, 03-24-2012, 02:28 PM
Assassin

the rape-axe makes me cringe.
Sat, 03-24-2012, 05:30 PM
Uchiha Barles

Me too, but only because of how terrible an idea it is. The chance of the victim getting killed skyrockets after the rape-axe deploys. It needs to also inject a tranquilizer into the bloodstream, but that might be illegal.
Sat, 03-24-2012, 08:20 PM
UChessmaster

Against the guy that`s raping you? i`m doubt it.
Sat, 03-24-2012, 08:46 PM
Buffalobiian

I'm pretty sure tranquillisers would be illegal. You can't just leave access to potent drugs like that to anyone who wants an anti-rape device. And if those "prongs" only just pierced the skin without causing bleeding, I wouldn't think tranquillisers would work well.

Solution to rapists: test the waters before jumping in. Kinda like diving.
Sun, 03-25-2012, 04:05 AM
Y

I'm pretty confident that not only is that device illegal and ineffective but a hoax, considering you cannot actually order it from the website. The woman from the CDCP in Uganda that the website quotes does not appear to exist either.
Sun, 03-25-2012, 04:50 AM
David75

I see a simple size problem with the device.
You can not have it wide enough to accept any cock size, if you do, you can not insert it easily anymore.
Even if some women wanted to go there and try, I guess it would not be comfortable at all.
In that case, size matters...

Now even if we had a practical, easy to use device of the sort:
What about women using it not as a protection, but weapon... The device can't discriminate between a rape and a consented intercourse...
Also, should you have a guy with the device attach to his cock, how can you prove he's a rapist and not victim?

But since this is all bullshit, it doesn't matter.
Sun, 03-25-2012, 11:15 PM
rockmanj

This is a real thing: Go 'Murrika!
Mon, 03-26-2012, 12:52 AM
Uchiha Barles

I'd buy it, no question.
Mon, 03-26-2012, 02:52 AM
Kraco

Even the local newspaper over here wrote an article about that...
Mon, 03-26-2012, 08:50 AM
Animeniax

Quote:

Originally Posted by David75

I see a simple size problem with the device.
You can not have it wide enough to accept any cock size, if you do, you can not insert it easily anymore.
Even if some women wanted to go there and try, I guess it would not be comfortable at all.
In that case, size matters...

I like how no one picked up on David75's self-promotion in regards to the size of his man meat...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Uchiha Barles

I'd buy it, no question.

I'd buy one just so I could say I've had one. It was the same in Japan when I wanted to eat whale at a restaurant, just to be able to tell a PETA member that I had eaten whale before... mmm, the sweet taste of endangeredness.
Mon, 03-26-2012, 10:04 AM
Archangel

Quote:

Originally Posted by Animeniax

I like how no one picked up on David75's self-promotion in regards to the size of his man meat...

I'd buy one just so I could say I've had one. It was the same in Japan when I wanted to eat whale at a restaurant, just to be able to tell a PETA member that I had eaten whale before... mmm, the sweet taste of endangeredness.

Lol, asshole.