Real Ultimate Power

http://www.realultimatepower.net/

the official ninja website! and also the greatest f**kin site known to man, this is their testimonial

"Ninjas can kill anyone they want! Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window."

awesome site, especially for ppl like me who have no life [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img] check it out, just thought i'd share

Ok no offense but that is stupid.

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how can you say thats stupid, its the greatest site on earth!

Stupid/Ok

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Originally posted by: oni roh

I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window."

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This quote made me laugh till I cried. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]

That site was BS nothing was serious and true

cut the crap.

GO LD[“[D

I am deeply saddened by the fact that someone actually made a site that insulting to the ninja

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That site was BS nothing was serious and true

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christ kid grow a sense of humour PLEASE lol, the whole point of the site is a JOKE and nothing more

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This quote made me laugh till I cried.

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rofl check out some of the stories on the site

excitement so crazy you'll drop kick your mom right in the face!

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Ninjas are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact. Ninjas are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to start yoga next year.

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rofl

rofl check out the sightings part

"everytime you masturbate a ninja chops the head of a kitten and doesn't even care"

HAH

lol i found that site like a year ago. it ownz. and for the ppl who think that is jsut dumb and plain sad...wow...the site is a joke..he is not 10 yrs old...he did not get sued and "lay a log in the court room".

it saddens me when ppl dont know great work when they see it.