more weird questions from The Next Hokage

Why is there a sock on the floor ?
In ep 97 when naruto enters the room to find its been trashed theres a sock on the floor have you ever seen anyone in naruto with socks on


Whats with the morality in naruto?
He can go out and fight to the death but he can't get served in a bar


How come kakashi hasn't been done for indecent assault?
Come on he stuck his fingers up Naruto's backside


Why dosn't tsunade become a plastic sergeon ?
She should be teaching people how to make themselves look younger she could make a fortune in hollywood


Does Orochimaru get indigestion?
Snakes a sword whats he gonna pull out of his stomach next a kitchen sink

<u>PS: this is a joke its not serious im just having a laugh</u>

will add more questions as i think them up

see here for previous weird questions from me

.... all i can say is...... i really hope this is a joke.

yes this is a joke

oh I thought so if you were serious, I would of said " and you call yourself the next hokage"

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Originally posted by: The Next Hokage
Why is there a sock on the floor ?
In ep 97 when naruto enters the room to find its been trashed theres a sock on the floor have you ever seen anyone in naruto with socks on

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It is obvious that it was animation error. Naruto == no socks.

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Originally posted by: The Next Hokage
Whats with the morality in naruto?
He can go out and fight to the death but he can't get served in a bar

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Fighting and drinking don't mix (unless you are Rock Lee) and that is the main message Kishimoto wants
to deliver.

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Originally posted by: The Next Hokage
How come kakashi hasn't been done for indecent assault?
Come on he stuck his fingers up Naruto's backside

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poking the butthole is a Japanese tradition and so it is not found to be a crime.

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Originally posted by: The Next Hokage
Why dosn't tsunade become a plastic sergeon ?
She should be teaching people how to make themselves look younger she could make a fortune in hollywood

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She had a stint as a plastic surgeon but unfortunately her last client was Michael Jackson, she
then decided to make a career change.

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Originally posted by: The Next Hokage
Does Orochimaru get indigestion?
Snakes a sword whats he gonna pull out of his stomach next a kitchen sink

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He does not get indegistion because burried beneath the swords,snakes and kitchen sinks is a bottle of Pepto Bismo!

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Originally posted by: Himura_san

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Originally posted by: The Next Hokage
Why dosn't tsunade become a plastic sergeon ?
She should be teaching people how to make themselves look younger she could make a fortune in hollywood

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She had a stint as a plastic surgeon but unfortunately her last client was Michael Jackson, she
then decided to make a career change.

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hahaha lmao

Japanese tradition you say himura. Then dude that's a pretty sick and twisted tradition.[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-disgusted.gif[/img]

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Originally posted by: The Next Hokage

Whats with the morality in naruto?
He can go out and fight to the death but he can't get served in a bar

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"And did you ever stop to think
I'm old enough to go to war
but I ain't old enough to drink"
-2pac, "Cause I Had 2" (unreleased)

eh, that came to mind when I read that

One more mystery:

How could Naruo survive living all alone from baby till now?
Where did the money come from (buying food, renting flat....etc)?

It's not from the mission since he couldn't do any when he was small (below 10).

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Originally posted by: hornetmike
Japanese tradition you say himura. Then dude that's a pretty sick and twisted tradition.[img][/img]

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You are talking about the country that brought us "tentacle love."

Exactly what I was about to say, lol.

Some joke....

When I said some joke i didn't mean PPL STOP THIS FORUMS

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One more mystery:

How could Naruo survive living all alone from baby till now?
Where did the money come from (buying food, renting flat....etc)?

It's not from the mission since he couldn't do any when he was small (below 10).

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i would say sandaime looked after him..

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When I said some joke i didn't mean PPL STOP THIS FORUMS

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I don't like to say anything twice.

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coulda just edited your message..

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Originally posted by: Shi_No_Shikaku
When I said some joke i didn't mean PPL STOP THIS FORUMS

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i should think not

1: hey, just coz they don't wear em doesn't mean they don't like sock puppets. X3

2: that's just health issues. 12 year olds damage their liver much faster than 21 year olds, and they wanna get at least two decades of service outta ya. =d

3: Naruto never pressed charges. X3 wonder why...

4: because she's a jealous old lady who keeps her secrets to herself. yanno, Snow White complex... "I'm the fairest in the land, dammit!"

5: why do you think he keeps hacking all that stuff up? XD

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Originally posted by: The Next Hokage
How come kakashi hasn't been done for indecent assault?
Come on he stuck his fingers up Naruto's backside

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cuz naruto actually doesn't mind it...or was that sasuke??

lol this actually made me laugh.. Keep'em coming!!

Sorry but I don't see the funny