Happy Birthday, (The Heretic) Azazel!

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Originally Posted by Animeniax

Yeah, you'd better heed Assassin's warning before you end up like him and "before you damage your brain cells are too badly damaged". His ESL teacher should hang her head in shame.

Well that sux that your buddies took advantage of you while you were stoned off your ass. At least your car insurance will be cheaper once your current policy expires.

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Its not like I was so high I didn't know what was going on around me, I was just drifting along the creek in my floaty while my car sat on a hill out of my sight. He stole a check I have to cancel too, I hope he wasn't smart enough to write my account number down

I also used a rope swing to get in the water and tore my big toenail off. Jesus.

Seems you were high enough to forget to lock your car door, or are you always that sloppy? Luckily he can't really do too much with an account number unless he's not an amateur crook.

Not much I could do when I was trying to bump the radio with windows down. I really wasn't expecting one of them to lift my wallet though, and I kept it in the very back of my glove box. Should have put it in my console I guess.

Smoking pot isn't the reason for everything you know. Maybe for your parents conceiving you, but not everything.

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Originally Posted by The Heretic Azazel

I also used a rope swing to get in the water and tore my big toenail off. Jesus.

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Wow. Sounds like a real shitty birthday.

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Originally Posted by The Heretic Azazel

Smoking pot isn't the reason for everything you know. Maybe for your parents conceiving you, but not everything.

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That would be pot's one great triumph, if it were the case. But this is your birthday thread after all, so I'll let it ride. Hope the toenail heals ok.

Have a tremendous birthday.