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Subject: Fwd: Chinese Courier Service
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Received: Tuesday, 28 June, 2011, 11:05 PM
Just got this from a Chinese, Tai Chi lady, so it's even more interesting... All the BEST
Subject: Fw: Chinese Courier Service
Another reason why Chinese are successful,they never miss any opportunity!
Chinese courier service -
Forget about DHL,UPS, or FEDEX!!
This beats them all!
A family in the Southern Province of China were puzzledwhen the coffin oftheir dead grandmother arrived from the States.
It was sent by one of the daughters.The dead body was so tightly squeezed inside the coffin.
When they opened the lid, they found a letter on top of the corpse which read as follows:
"Dear Cousins, I am sending Ah-po's (grandma) body to you
since it was her wish that she should be crematedin the compound of our ancestral home in Tung Shin.Sorry, I could not come along as all of my paid leaves are consumed.
You will find inside the coffin, under Ah-po's body,12 bottles of Yomeitsu tonic, 10 boxes of American Ginsengand 10 packets of Chinatown Chinese sausageLap Cheong.Please divide these among all of you.
On Ah-po's feet you will find a new pair of Nike Air shoes (size 10) for Ah boy.Also there are 2 pairs of shoes for Ah Mei's and Ah Lien's sons.Hope the sizes are correct. Ah-po is wearing 6 Calvin Klein T-shirts.Thelarge size is for Ah Bak and the others are for my nephews.Just distribute them among yourselves.The 2 new Armani Jeans that Ah-po is wearing are for 2nd uncle boys.The Rolex watch that Har Cheong wanted is on Ah po's left wrist.
Aunty Pei Pei, Ah po is wearing the Tiffany necklace, earrings and ring that you asked for. The 6 white Polo cotton socks that Ah po is wearingare to be divided among my teenage cousins.
P.S. Let me know what else you need, as Ah Gung (Grandpa)also not feeling well nowadays. I can send all required things when Ah Gung goes back, too."