I don't know, at first I wouldn't be scared of haku. I'd probably have my way with him and then when we're undressing i'll notice something thats not supposed to be there and pass out scared sh!tless.
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I don't know, at first I wouldn't be scared of haku. I'd probably have my way with him and then when we're undressing i'll notice something thats not supposed to be there and pass out scared sh!tless.
if orochimaru wanted to mess with me, i would just summon a massive mongoose and let it loose on his weak snake ass...it would go like this...
me: Kuchiyose no jutsu!
oro: oh sh*t, i guess i'm really f*cked now
mongoose: mmmmmm, snake!
<as the mongoose digests and...um...recycles orochimaru, i laugh at the pile of feces on the ground, and in a perfect al pacino voice...>
me: i told you! i told you, don't f*ck with me! You need a f*ckin army to take me on, well look at you now...why you stupid f*ck! http://www.gotwoot.net/forum/html/em.../mf_jumpon.gif
</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (DB_Hunter @ Feb 18 2004, 06:10 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Baki: Tell him Gaara's acting weird again </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
mm..... good *Its on the list now*
I'd probably fear Sasgay, Gaara or !!INNER SAKURA!! the most.
Think of Sasgay coming:
Me: Hi you little faggot
Sasgay: You're annoying... but cute.
<Then Sasgay uses his Sharingan and copies my moves and then accelerates to super speed and rapes me in a millisecond>
<But as we know that that kind of speed will set anything in flames and the he will really be ON FIRE!>
Me: Man that hurt. Oh well... alteast i don't have to worry about too hard shit anymore.
Gaara
Gaara: I'm definately gonna kill you guys.
Me: Who are you talking to?
<Sand starts to gather>
Me: HOLY SHIT!!!!!! <running as fat as i can>
Gaara: Feast on him mother!
<I was consumed by his "mother" surprisingly painfully>
..... Gaara: Yargh! I'm sorry mother to feed you such crap.
!!INNER SAKURA!!
Me: Man you're so sexy!
IS: how could i have let ino do this?
Me: huh?
IS: SHANNAROO (or something like that) !!! YOU GET OUT OF MY HEAD OR YOU'LL GET SUCH A BEATING!
Me: I'm not in your head! You fuckin imbesile!
<but since she isn't hearing me and i can't get out of her head, she'll get ballistic on me>
SHANNAROOOOO!!!!
Yes.... I don't know why i wrote that. Maybe I'm little drunk.
</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Beautiful Green Beast @ Feb 18 2004, 03:48 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> FOLLOW THESE EASY STEPS FOR A HEALTHY STAYING IN THE NARUTO WORLD! </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
Shino: a can of RAID
Gaara: ... a really BIG sandbox?
Orochimaru: like the simpsons showed us... the indefeasible Mongoose!
Jiraiya: Maxim will do (the articles!)
Gai: Kockashi
Baki: customizable collector edition barbies and her baby cousin stacy
Neji: today's horoscope section + a maglite (for backup)
Sasuke: Sakura
Naruto: Sakura
Rock: Sakura (damn, this bitch will turn anyone off huh?)
Kakashi: make an appointment prior
Shikamaru: challenge him to GO
Hokage: Viagra (maybe Sakura in whiny mode too)
Certain female with breasts so big that it would force me to comment on them. And then I would fly like really fast through many really thick walls. Ouch, it'd still be worth the pain http://www.gotwoot.net/forum/html/emoticons/mf_gap.gif
</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Parappa @ Feb 18 2004, 11:46 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Certain female with breasts so big that it would force me to comment on them. And then I would fly like really fast through many really thick walls. Ouch, it'd still be worth the pain http://www.gotwoot.net/forum/html/emoticons/mf_gap.gif </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
HELL YEA!!!
And I totally agree with your sig!
Naruto at night cause he`s much to loud !!!! .... when u are tired http://www.gotwoot.net/forum/html/em...s/rolleyes.gif
seriuosly gaara he has no problem with killing people who are in his way http://www.gotwoot.net/forum/html/emoticons/mf_gap.gif
Shino is a good one, one probably freak me out....and Sakura, since she is just waaaaay to scary........
SABAKU NO GAARA IS BACK!!!
O-R-O-C-H-I-M-A-R-U http://www.gotwoot.net/forum/html/emoticons/unsure.gif
hehehe, i think anko also has a toungue like that. so i'd rather stay a guy and meet anko oooo *drools*
</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (lionheart1012000 @ Feb 20 2004, 05:46 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> hehehe, i think anko also has a toungue like that. so i'd rather stay a guy and meet anko oooo *drools* </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
http://www.gotwoot.net/forum/html/emoticons/laugh.gif http://www.gotwoot.net/forum/html/emoticons/laugh.gif i have to agree, imagine wut she can do to ur stuff with her tongue hehe
Lol... you guys are frickin' dirty about Anko... <.<
Hmmm.... probably Orochimaru(hey I spelled it right!)... I can't think of anyone scarier... even Kagato isn't that evil. <.<
I would have to say Haku.. shes a women.. no wait.. is she a guy!!!? he/she is pretty hot ( for an anime character ) that i would want to take her home. and if i take her or him home and find out while i have my hand down his or her pants and i get snapped by his trouser mouse.. that would scar me for life.. so just the possibility of meeting haku and his or her trouser mouse is a nightmare!!!!!! http://www.gotwoot.net/forum/html/emoticons/blink.gif http://www.gotwoot.net/forum/html/emoticons/sad.gif
</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Neji-Cof @ Feb 20 2004, 08:42 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> I would have to say Haku.. shes a women.. no wait.. is she a guy!!!? he/she is pretty hot ( for an anime character ) that i would want to take her home. and if i take her or him home and find out while i have my hand down his or her pants and i get snapped by his trouser mouse.. that would scar me for life.. so just the possibility of meeting haku and his or her trouser mouse is a nightmare!!!!!! http://www.gotwoot.net/forum/html/emoticons/blink.gif http://www.gotwoot.net/forum/html/emoticons/sad.gif </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
you are right, I didn't think about that. Haku is hella scary now that I think about it.
</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (pat-the-1337 @ Feb 17 2004, 02:23 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> oro would look at me and be like "u have beautiful lips" and then i woudl do the things i said in last post, and then he would have his way with me while im passed out. i would wake up wiht a new seal on my bum and i dont think it woudl be a helpful seal
if it was gaara i woudlnt have a worrie.
i would say "what u looking at u red headed faggot, do u miss ur momy. im glad i raped her and killed her" "btw im ur father"
then he would throw sand at me and i woudl use my flame thrower to turn it into glass. boom gaara been owned.
if it was shino, i would be like sup dood, then flash bang him with 50 cans of bug off. shino @ owned
if it was itachi, i would be like "dood whats up with ur eyes" "and why u look so gay" then if he made a move i would mace his arse. itachi @ owned
so therfore only real person to fear is orochimaru becuase the rest woudl either be owned or they woudnt care that i was there </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
[SIZE=14]HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA
itachi
If i met orochimaru, i wish i was a girl...
did u see his tongue?
Hm... ninja I most fear... that would be http://www.gotwoot.net/forum/html/emoticons/sad.gif Hokage the Fourth for his killer good looks. http://www.gotwoot.net/forum/html/emoticons/wink.gif
yes as manga reader you would fear itachi.. >.>;;
The scariest freakshow is definately Orochimaru.. omfgwtfroflmao is he.. http://www.gotwoot.net/forum/html/emoticons/sleep.gif;