Originally posted by: Death BOO Z
well, i can't think of a hebrew cook expression, but my brother told me of an arabic one two days ago, i don't remember how it's said, but it's traslation is: "The shadow won't be stragiht if the stick is twisted'.
meanning, if you're a twisted basterd, then it will reflect in what you do.
i like that one

How bout this one?

Chinese: Sow Ju Dwoy Toe
Translation: Wait at a tree for a rabbit
Story: There was once a farmer that walked by the woods and saw a rabbit run and crash into a tree. It died and he took it home to eat it. The next day, he kept waiting at the tree for another rabbit to crash into it."
Moral: Don't waste your time with the tree... GO BUY YOURSELF A LOTTERY TICKET!