1) Is sasuke gay?
come on people there are girls all over him and hes not interested. What kind of guy is he?
A. he to busy to deal the girls he fosuced on getting stronger and does nto want to waste time or energy on girls yet, maybe after itachi dead he go dating.

2)Are tsunades breasts real or fake?
Just look at them they are so fake.
A. they are fake she lok how she wants to with her specail jutus she using to keep her self looking young. and juriya called her as a teen no break ;-)

3)Are soldier pills nothing more than glorified ecstacy?
Lets see they make you stronger faster and able to go days without sleep if thats not speed i don't know what is.
A. this ahrd toa nswer we knwo teh have proteins in them(they said as much the first tiem they shown) and herb liekly some speed like herb in there somewhere.

4) How much frog spawn would a frog that big have?
just look at the size of gamabunta a frog that big would fill loch ness
A. i really do not want to know :-P

5)Why does choji not market those pills (ep 190) for dieting?
Atkins diet my ass he went from 300lb to 200lb in like 30 seconds he could make a fortune
A. cuase the red pill that makes him lose weight would kill the user and death the best diet on the amrket [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img] by turing fat/cals in to chakra.(now i wander how that works...)

6)Why are they called hidden villages?
hidden leaf, hidden sand, hidden sound..etc. They arn't exactly hidden they even appear on maps. How else would people know where to go to hire ninjas?
A. maybe long aog they where hideen and the name just stuck on out of habit.

7) How bored is kyubi being stuck in side naruto 24/7 ?
He must be so bored with nothing to do all day. I don't know perhaps it has an Xbox or ps2
A. liekly he bored and jsut watching naruto like like a tv show and hoping for good fights sence and wish he coudl change the show lol

8) Whats with the morality in naruto?
He can go out and fight to the death but he can't get served in a bar
A. hey he picked to be a ninja but teh lord of teh land said no under age drinking taek it up wiht him, and ebsides you want a drunk ninja kid doing a mission ? not me i like to get finsihed some year.

9) How come kakashi hasn't been done for indecent assault?
Come on he stuck his fingers up Naruto's backside
A. cuase naruto did nto say anything and thought it was a legit move :-P he used it too on garra .

10) Why dosn't tsunade become a plastic sergeon ?
She should be teaching people how to make themselves look younger she could make a fortune in hollywood
A. cuase all good dr. do not want a it to be a easy one tiem thing, she would want tehn to keep coming back voer and over again so money can be made. now if she could make other poeel look young but not ahve that skill taken that make her money.

11) Why is there a sock on the floor ?
In ep 97 when naruto enters the room to find its been trashed theres a sock on the floor have you ever seen anyone in naruto with socks on
A> maybe wears them to bed to keep hsi feet warm. i do even fi i wear sandle all day. don't ask me way it a habit

12) Does Orochimaru get indigestion?
Snakes a sword whats he gonna pull out of his stomach next a kitchen sink
A. i say yes cause teh sanke in his belly not really in there it like a summon it shows up when needed. thought i'm sure he does not get it offen he in good shape getting a new body ever 25 years or so lol

well those my answer waht ya think :-)