I"m in the seventh level, and I think I can take the fucking minotaurs...who's with me?

Oh! I got an IDEA!! Basey, let me stand on your head, and walk in the river of boiling blood. They will think I'm jesus because I'm walking on water, and we can get the damned bull things to drop their armnaments. Then we cap the mo fuggas and go chill in the eighth layer with mut and kai... or ninth with Judas, Brutus, Cassius (clay, not the cassius from ceasar) Hitler, Satan, and John Ritter.