Originally posted by: Ryllharu
Ban me, burn me, whatever it takes. Too bad no one can take a joke.
If it's any comfort I can assure you that for every one person who believes your obvious joking, there are five who understands that you aren't being serious.

Also, your take on anime openings is correct for most shows indeed - the only exception I can think of is Gundam Seed & it's sequel Gundam Seed Destiny. A downright ridiculous amount of foreshadowing takes place in those openings.