Because that would be to smart. All the characters in Naruto have to be morons. They all have to do things the long and stupid way and not the quick way(At least in the fillers).Originally posted by: UberSuperHACKER
I thought the same Thing turkish-shikamaru did after I made my post I mean Why wouldn't Orochimaru just make abunch of scrubs chug the power juice and take over that way.........