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  1. Sat, 10-29-2005, 06:27 AM #1
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    I was way to drunk yesterday (im actually still drunk lololol).. I hooked up with my friends little sister yesterday.. WTF was I thinking (he's a bodybuilder).. Damn he's going to open a can of whoop ass on me! lol.. And I fighted with the f****** guards also, getting me thrown out of the trainstation when I was on my way home.. AndI got home about 8 o clock this morning.. hell that was an night out I'm not so proud of..

    She was hot though.. It's dangerous now that al the little sister become prey as they grow.. I know i'm on probahition.. But hell´.. damn, I got some telefon numbers in my wallet.. I don't know if I'm going to call them.. I'm still like... WTF?

    EDIT: My friend told me that I was hitting on other girls at the same time as I was making out with my friends little sister.. And a chinese guy hit me in the face cuz I was hitting on his girlfriend.. I just looked upon him and laughed and saw my friends coming from the behind of him and then they toke him and threw him to the ground.. lol.. So the guards kicked out one of my friends, and as he was on his way to the trainstation, another sister from my hockeyteam friends called him and he got some smootchi pootchi.. Lol, it's just WTF??

    Damn how am I going to explain the explotation of their sisters... damn damn damn.. WTF
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    OOOOH drama. However, good luck. Remember to use the replacement jutsu when the beat down comes.
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    Or try a Kage no bullshit on him and see if it works.. lol, damn, I'm going to call her tomorrow..
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    16 and the kid is drinking legally! envoius i am not (since i still live in the U.S.) but it still makes me wonder why i must hide like a fugitive for an action that is accepted almost everywhere else....

    Won one game of beer pong 10-5, then got crushed 10-1 (i made about 9 shots, but the fucking kid across from me rebuttled every one of them...) and now i'm drunk and going to watch Blood+ or perhaps call my girl. Not quite sure yet which...

    Its the weekend; Get fucked up!

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    I had an absolutely splendid night yesterday. The pre-party was great, we were at a nice little bar, but unfortunately I got really pissed at a girl who was being annoying, so in order to channel my agressions I had to hit a fucking tree (it tore up half of my hand :S). But other than that incident it was outstanding, the club we were at later on was great, and I found some attractive company in the form of a female friend that I didn't know very well before last night. I danced and made out with her all evening and then brought her home.

    *Drumroll*

    AND HE SCOOOORES!

    She just left actually. Apparently she's had the hots for me (and who doesn't have the hots for Terra?) for a long time. I'm not sure I want to enter another relationship though...

    Will post some pics later. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img]
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    Originally posted by: Terracosmo
    *Drumroll*

    AND HE SCOOOORES!

    She just left actually. Apparently she's had the hots for me (and who doesn't have the hots for Terra?) for a long time. I'm not sure I want to enter another relationship though...

    Will post some pics later. [img][/img]
    Good fucking shit man! .....but what kind of pics are we talking about here? o_0

    I had to go out and buy a 36 economy pack of condoms last night. After this morning's "wakeup excersises" I'm down to 32 left in the pack! Who says alcohol makes it hard to get up? Cuz Jack Daniels would like to prove that otherwise!

    (on a wondering note, perhaps it'd be entertaining to make "The Official I Got Some Pussy" thread?)

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    I was all out of condoms, but luckily the girl was on birth control pills (I think that's the english expression for it... I think you know what I mean).
    Hooray for morning exercises! Man, I seriously need some sleep.

    lol... a thread like that would be pretty funny, though it would only be 3 people here posting in it at most. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img] J/K

    Oh and the pics I plan to post are some taken at the club in question, there was a fairly nice shot of me and the girl in action for example. Woohoo!
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    Originally posted by: Terracosmo
    lol... a thread like that would be pretty funny, though it would only be 3 people here posting in it at most.
    lol at that, and definately QFT
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    awww it fucking sucks i didnt pick up tontie, my mayte rekoned he coudl go with me drink for drink but i showed him ey, fucker was more pissed then me after 8 of them. rather uneventful night with 3 people bailing on us (ill get them back tomoz nite [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img] ) and meeting a few new people at the club, oh and a hot chick having a good perv on me at the train station on the way in, but i figured the night was young and i had plenty of time [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif[/img], aw well house party tomorrow night woopeee.

    ah shit lol double post hahahaa
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    am i like thoe only fucker who goes out on these boards, fucking house party, been a whiele, was alright, ratio was a bit stuffed but not too bad. haha theres a bloody spa and suana at this gusy plaace. i dont know how many i had but it was a good night.

    now someone else blody post, triple post ooo yea
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    lmao

    I'm going out tonight [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
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    Don't triple post..
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    Wow, this weekend was like a repeat of last one. Same place, same girl, same hot sex.

    Well, ain't complaining!
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    you lcuky bastard terra, tonite was my 1 yeAr school reunion, saw a lot of the guys that i usually stuff around with and a lot of the ones i dont. after teh pub where it was at we kicked on, in the last 5 minutes before we left to go home i ran into a chick that i went to shcool with who was so fucking cute, and i swear next time i see my two mates i was with i am going ot hit them, 10 minutes alone with her is all i wanted. just 10 minutes and i wouldve had her number and hopefully some tongue too but noooo they had to keep butting in adn saying stupid shit. me her and my mattes all left at the same time and i got a little kiss goodbye, then of course they came runnign up for a kiss on the cheeck from her goodbye, which she did, as most girls would.

    i dont know what to make of the night, had a good time right up until my friends fucked me over. shouldve just asked for her number anyway [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-frown.gif[/img]
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    What the fuck is wrong with your mates? Kick there asses and you guys should set up some rules about that shit it works suprinsgly well for me and my mates. Going out soon, open up my newly bought Jägermeister and going to some houseparty hopefully it will kick ass.
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    basey, you need to take your buddies to "Wingmanship 101". Right now they're getting an F, with special CockBlocking skills...

    I got more pussy last night, but I'm getting tired of the girl... and now she's getting really attached to me.... am I an evil person? I'm asking a different girl out tonight, the other is going home for Thanksgiving early (left this afternoon) and I need to get my dick wet.

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    Yo drunk like fuck! Basey you sobered up by now?

    Managed to tell th host that her mother was an alcoholic and i almost got my ass kicked but fuck i got drunk and that what's counts. Cheeers boys.

    So Terra post a bit once you logs on, i had fun talking to ya tonight.
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    lol [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img] Yeah I was damn drunk yesterday, had some hilarious talks with PSJ over the phone and absolutely no idea how I came home from town. :S
    Man, today's hangover is no laughing matter.

    @masemune: I'm almost in the same position, having sex with a girl who is getting more and more attached.
    In fact, I woke up next to her this morning and I hardly saw her the night before so I don't know where the hell she came from. Maybe I called her when I was in my blackout.

    The wonders of beer!

    Oh and I was at a japanese bar last night too, had some hot sake, I felt like a samurai [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
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    im' drunk and i hae no idea whether i'm drunk or not...am i drunk? i sure hope not, im writing an essay for school lolllllll.


    LaZie made this...a long time ago.

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    Chaos, yes you are drunk.

    I am not quite drunk yet, but I just got SKunk'd 7-0 in a game of beer pong and then lost 10-5 in another rematch. And i was drinking Olde English Malty liquor, not beer... so i'm pretty shitty right now.

    But tonight is Margaritaville party (Jimmy Buffet was a Kappa Sigma you dumb motherfuckers!) and the wine and tequila and booze will flow until I find some random girl and lure her upstairs to my room ("wanna go take some shots upstairs?" easy as that!) and fuck her, no making love, already to gone for that....

    Update will probably come in tomorrow morning, since I highly (hahaha, double meaning!!!) doubt I'll post anything later tonight!

    Do you want some grapes.................................bitches?
    Later fools!

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