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    Yeah lets coax her out of the wild...

    Feminists need to get real jobs and stop complaining.

    I like guiness, but don't drink it too often. Usually I just grab what my friends bring over or what I already have lying around Which is usually some variation of Miller.. Except for my frrend shawn, we banned his from hanging out because he would always complain about us not getting coors light.

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    @dragonrage: I'll tell you exactly what happened.

    I sit there in between my two friends and he comes up to me and asks how old I am. I was drunk and didn't think twice about the weirdness of a random guy asking about my age, so I just said "19", and then he said "41" and proceeded to kiss me on my right chin. At this point I was like "..." and he got closer to me and indicated that he wanted a kiss on the lips. I quickly turned left and started talking to one of my friends. Later on I received a drink, though I am actually not sure if it was from him or someone else. My memory is a bit blurry at that point.

    It is also worth saying that I did NOT wear any make-up during this night. Yes that's right, I looked perfectly normal (I can look normal yay!) and yet that happened. Fucked up I tell you.

    As for the beer, the european beer doesn't strike me as particularly dark, well, except scottish ales and stuff like that. Those get rather dark.

    And finally regarding the feminists, I hate them, I want them all dead, and they should fucking burn in hell for destroying the equality process between genders.

    They think men are idiots and yet they want to be exactly like men. Yay, whores.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Terracosmo
    =and proceeded to kiss me on my right chin.
    you have a left and right chin??

    and now, we start the feminist hunt!


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    yo bitches!

    WE NEEED MORE OVERLORDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    i'm drunk. so i post here, of course, right? we;;, anyhow i had a logn, indepgth discussion with a friend and she told me i should not do teh bloody longshanks with this other gal, but i fancy gettin my dickwet.

    WE NEED MORE OVERLORDS!!!!!

    anyhow, i was once again the life of th party. getting (good) beer, pongs, cups and explaining to the italians how the game is played. it was a pretty good time until i got home and realized I currently onoly have my left hand andGotwoot too amuse me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chaoskiddo
    you have a left and right chin??
    You get the point

    @masa: STARCRAFT!

    Man I must be crazy. A female friend who I was dating before just told me that she was involved in a gangbang during a summer festival she was at last year. For some reason that really turns me on. I wonder if that's related to my recurring dreams of my girlfriend being banged by someone else.

    Why the hell am I writing this?

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    terra: YOU ARE A FREAK....not sure if i like that or not.... you really post some weird shit.... it is like you are the center of the universe when it comes to that subject....your mind is a puzzle that i think rubix might not be able to solve.....

    more power to you dude... its kinda scary to think that you hold the fate of my gotwoot life in your hand.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by dragonrage
    terra: YOU ARE A FREAK....not sure if i like that or not.... you really post some weird shit.... it is like you are the center of the universe when it comes to that subject....your mind is a puzzle that i think rubix might not be able to solve....
    That is so quotable. Thanks!

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    That you are, that you are. Original is one way of putting it lol.... no problem.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Terracosmo
    A female friend who I was dating before just told me that she was involved in a gangbang during a summer festival she was at last year. For some reason that really turns me on. I wonder if that's related to my recurring dreams of my girlfriend being banged by someone else.
    It'd only be weird if you dreamed about the same person banging your girlfriend...

    Naturally, I'd be up to the task, but traveling to god knows where in Sweden for some girl isn't exactly in my budget

    Fucking beer man. I haven't gotten drunk off purely beer for a long time and my stomach is fucking killing me this morning. Awoke to a goddamn puddle of something on the floor in my room and no socks (I always sleep with my socks on).

    I chalk the former up to the fact that recently I've been having dreams where upon waking I'm confused as to where I am. I dream about my parents' house, my frat house back home, some of my friends' houses, but never the apartment I'm living in. I get super confused when I wake up from these dreams and was just probably (as i have no recollection of this event) pissed on the floor.

    thankfully it was all beer and so it didn't smell at all and I didn't piss in any of my clothes or the throw rug, just on the hardwood floor.

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    man, im telling you whisky and sleep aids do not mix...especially when you have to go to work teaching kids...I just hope nothing scandalous happens

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    yeah, coz I know how you act around kids!!!
    I've got logs! mwuhahahahahaha

    scandalous indeed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IFingHateTonTon
    Yeah lets coax her out of the wild...

    Feminists need to get real jobs and stop complaining.
    Oh shit, she neg repped me!!!! hahahahaha, and it was commentless...

    Seriously though, at least leave a funny comment or something. It's no fun reading a blank text area .

    @ Masa, I could definately tell that that post was composed under the influence of alcohol.

    @ KitKat below: hehehe I know, I was just continuing the fun from a few of the posts above. There's a very very very slim to none chance there actually is a feminist on these forums, and if there was I'd like to think it'd be painfully obvious by now who it is. Still I don't care much for commentless reps... Good luck with your exams!
    Last edited by IFHTT; Wed, 04-05-2006 at 12:30 AM.

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    I think perhaps your mystery 'feminist' is male, seeing as I'm one of the few women here, and I rarely give out negative rep, and never rep without comments.

    And Terra, I'd thought I was immune to your strange tales of weirdness, but you've managed to surprise me once again. Congrats on the job, though! That sounds like it was definitely worth a day or ten of celebration

    No celebrating for me until I graduate. Exams start in three days, and then it's only 8 days until I'm done school forever! I should start stockpiling some beer.

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    I thought you were drunk kitty, I was so happy.

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