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    Quote Originally Posted by Terracosmo
    =and proceeded to kiss me on my right chin.
    you have a left and right chin??

    and now, we start the feminist hunt!


    LaZie made this...a long time ago.

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    yo bitches!

    WE NEEED MORE OVERLORDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    i'm drunk. so i post here, of course, right? we;;, anyhow i had a logn, indepgth discussion with a friend and she told me i should not do teh bloody longshanks with this other gal, but i fancy gettin my dickwet.

    WE NEED MORE OVERLORDS!!!!!

    anyhow, i was once again the life of th party. getting (good) beer, pongs, cups and explaining to the italians how the game is played. it was a pretty good time until i got home and realized I currently onoly have my left hand andGotwoot too amuse me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chaoskiddo
    you have a left and right chin??
    You get the point

    @masa: STARCRAFT!

    Man I must be crazy. A female friend who I was dating before just told me that she was involved in a gangbang during a summer festival she was at last year. For some reason that really turns me on. I wonder if that's related to my recurring dreams of my girlfriend being banged by someone else.

    Why the hell am I writing this?

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    terra: YOU ARE A FREAK....not sure if i like that or not.... you really post some weird shit.... it is like you are the center of the universe when it comes to that subject....your mind is a puzzle that i think rubix might not be able to solve.....

    more power to you dude... its kinda scary to think that you hold the fate of my gotwoot life in your hand.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by dragonrage
    terra: YOU ARE A FREAK....not sure if i like that or not.... you really post some weird shit.... it is like you are the center of the universe when it comes to that subject....your mind is a puzzle that i think rubix might not be able to solve....
    That is so quotable. Thanks!

    Well, I am an original.

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    That you are, that you are. Original is one way of putting it lol.... no problem.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Terracosmo
    A female friend who I was dating before just told me that she was involved in a gangbang during a summer festival she was at last year. For some reason that really turns me on. I wonder if that's related to my recurring dreams of my girlfriend being banged by someone else.
    It'd only be weird if you dreamed about the same person banging your girlfriend...

    Naturally, I'd be up to the task, but traveling to god knows where in Sweden for some girl isn't exactly in my budget

    Fucking beer man. I haven't gotten drunk off purely beer for a long time and my stomach is fucking killing me this morning. Awoke to a goddamn puddle of something on the floor in my room and no socks (I always sleep with my socks on).

    I chalk the former up to the fact that recently I've been having dreams where upon waking I'm confused as to where I am. I dream about my parents' house, my frat house back home, some of my friends' houses, but never the apartment I'm living in. I get super confused when I wake up from these dreams and was just probably (as i have no recollection of this event) pissed on the floor.

    thankfully it was all beer and so it didn't smell at all and I didn't piss in any of my clothes or the throw rug, just on the hardwood floor.

    Humans are different from animals. We must die for a reason. Now is the time for us to regulate ourselves and reclaim our dignity. The one who holds endless potential and displays his strength and kindness to the world. Only mankind has God, a power that allows us to go above and beyond what we are now, a God that we call "possibility".

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    man, im telling you whisky and sleep aids do not mix...especially when you have to go to work teaching kids...I just hope nothing scandalous happens

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    yeah, coz I know how you act around kids!!!
    I've got logs! mwuhahahahahaha

    scandalous indeed.

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    I WAS SO HOT TONIGHT

    But no luck with the ladies. Unlike my best friend who got a really nice chick up his sleeve.

    I want to make out. It's been like a week since last time. I want tongues. Oh...

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    You want tounges?? I suppose you arent the only one. I almost had the "cat in the bag", so to speak, but my friend zipped out of the place were were at leavin me with the girl i was talkin to/dancing with all night and the sister of the girl he took home, who was wasted...so i guess she coudnt be left alone, and i had to go home, go alone chill and relax...and its 3pm and im still drunk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Terracosmo
    I WAS SO HOT TONIGHT

    But no luck with the ladies. Unlike my best friend who got a really nice chick up his sleeve.

    I want to make out. It's been like a week since last time. I want tongues. Oh...
    roflmao

    told a girl to 'stop trying to make me dance or i'm gonna throw you down those stairs'

    pretty crappy night. no ass (although the girl was offerring, christ what a headcase... more on that later) not enough booze. kicked ass in beer pong tho

    Humans are different from animals. We must die for a reason. Now is the time for us to regulate ourselves and reclaim our dignity. The one who holds endless potential and displays his strength and kindness to the world. Only mankind has God, a power that allows us to go above and beyond what we are now, a God that we call "possibility".

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