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    Quote Originally Posted by Terracosmo
    Puked three times huh? Sounds to me like you need to further develop your body so that it can handle more. I always get completely smashed and it's been more than a year since I last puked. Yay!
    Hahahahaha, yeah. It was one of those moments where I recalled what I used to be capable of, and then experienced a nasty surprise =P

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    Drunk at a tuesday, work in 6 hours, I rule!

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    drunk and hating.
    HATE HATE HATE!
    I am a gigantic pinata of negativity right now. Alcohol is a depressent.
    Fuck those bitches in their asses.

    Humans are different from animals. We must die for a reason. Now is the time for us to regulate ourselves and reclaim our dignity. The one who holds endless potential and displays his strength and kindness to the world. Only mankind has God, a power that allows us to go above and beyond what we are now, a God that we call "possibility".

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    Quote Originally Posted by masamuneehs
    drunk and hating.
    HATE HATE HATE!
    I am a gigantic pinata of negativity right now. Alcohol is a depressent.
    Fuck those bitches in their asses.
    Somethings wrong with Masa today, he's drunk but not banging anyone and he's unhappy.

    <Masamuneehs> oi? why are you all talking so much? i was pretty sure my cock was rammed securely down thine throats. that's right, i went there


    LaZie made this...a long time ago.

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    This may be the wrong thread to post this in, but whatever. So, im hanging out last night, and had become progressively drunker throughout the evening. i also had female companionship with me, which was cool and all. But as you may or may not know,i have a roving eye, and best believe every chance i got, i was talking to some other girl. But for the most part i stuck to the script. My friends, who were more drunk than i was were either sleeping in alleyways or construction sites, or trying to hit on anything moving with a set or breasts (and striking out), or reaching underneath girls' skirts in order to grab their bare asses. And if that hasnt cemented our status as assholes, as soon as i sent the girl home that i was with, I ran back to the bar to get the bartender's #....

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    So I threw an awesome houseparty last night, which PSJ couldn't come to because he's a broke bastard (damn you PSJ!).

    Anyway it was great, we were like 25ish people and I made out with the hottest girl at the place. It felt like everybody saw us as I embraced her with my wonderful blue/black hair and eyeliner and our tongues met and became oooooneeeeee. Oh it was romantic. A great feeling, especially considering that I haven't made out with a girl for a pretty long time (a month or so), the last person I made out with before this being of male gender.

    We switched numbers, and we are probably going on a date on wednesday.

    VICTORY POSE!



    Unfortunately she is a good friend of a girl who used to be in love with me, so BLAH BLAH FUCKING FEMALE DRAMA QUEENS. (Yeah, the girl got pissed off at her friend *sigh*...) GAH! I hate them all.

    Only bad thing about the party: cleaning. Some bastard puked on my favorite carpet, and I am currently enjoying a mountain of dishes to wash. Yaaaay...

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    you have a favorite carpet??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Terracosmo
    Unfortunately she is a good friend of a girl who used to be in love with me, so BLAH BLAH FUCKING FEMALE DRAMA QUEENS. (Yeah, the girl got pissed off at her friend *sigh*...) GAH! I hate them all.
    Is that the same one as the one who wanted you while you were on IRC and blocked you for rejecting her?


    LaZie made this...a long time ago.

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