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    Graphics Whore Phoenix20578's Avatar
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    UPDATE:
    In the beginning there was a huge ass spaceship transporting raisins and apples filled with
    post spamming noobs that liked to throw jellybeans at Budweineken, their master bater that
    came everytime a dog jumped over a thread, that sucks water from levees
    and deposits it In a duckpond filled with crocodiles so the bum can sell weed and get busted
    by hairy purple monkey dishwasher slaves so the apes smoke it for the greatest porn made
    by mut and one day he was infected with slimy worms from krbadass' vagina and become a
    lump of vitaminC, his lunch condiment. Meanwhile, there was a hurricane coming along with
    rita whose name was rupaul, and it started to fart uncontrollably, and then started to shit.
    It was so nasty, people threw up in their tacos and then ran to the bathroom, only to
    find the toilets overflowing with worms. People were panicking and spontaneously combusting
    into thin air and trees turned black because of bad weather...


    For all you awesome people, it's just Phoenix. The numbers are just the amount of times people misspell it.

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    and earth was

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    destoyed. The bum...


    For all you awesome people, it's just Phoenix. The numbers are just the amount of times people misspell it.

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    started freaking out...



    Ahah nice story so far.
    No one but the enemy will ever teach you how to destroy and conquer. Only the enemy shows you where you are weak. Only the enemy tells you when he is strong. And the rules of the game are what you can do to him and what you can stop him from doing to you. I am your enemy from now on. From now on, I am your teacher."
    -Mazer Rackham

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    and got stoned....

    I'm official.

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    to death by...


    For all you awesome people, it's just Phoenix. The numbers are just the amount of times people misspell it.

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