i could deal with everything before this post but koko37 what the fuck was that besides a bunch of .gif animations and some pictures?

naruto appears inside oro's lair and walks in to find sakura there.
naruto: SAKURA CHAN! HOW'D U GET HERE!
sakura: sasuke kkun called me to be a whore! i'm so happy!
naruto: ....umm i had sasuke make that call, he said he'd have sex with you only after i told him u were good
sakura: really? well okay then!

OMFGSUPERHXOTCRAZYUBxERXHASDFSEXX!!!@#!@$!@%$#@%

naruto: that was fun
sakura: where's sasuke kun?
naruto: how should i know? ino walked in while we were doing it.
sakura: I DID YOU FOR NOTHING?!
naruto: i'm sure he'll have a 3 sum.

sakura walks in to find....

A SUPER BIG FUCKING ORGY!
OMFGSUPERHOXTSEXXORXGY!!@#!@$!#@%143751235

sakura dies of over-exertion, only naruto and sasuke survive and naruto makes out with sasuke for the rest of the night.

then, kakashi wakes up
kakashi: what the fuck was that all about?