Naruto Script!

[Divinity]

Meanwhile in Konoha village, Tsunade assigns Kakashi and Naruto on a two-man mission to the country of waves. Signs that Zabuza actually DIDN'T die. He fooled everyone else ONCE again. Haku also NEVER DIED. Kakashi and Naruto couldn't believe this.

"Kakashi-sensei... I thought... Zabuza died?" asked Naruto. "Yes... I don't know what's going on. We need to investiage this." answered Kakashi, "You ready Naruto? This will be dangerous, but I believe in you."

Naruto excited as always went o nthe misson with Kakashi. They finally reached the country of waves and what shocked them the most was that all the villages were burnt and destroyed. Many many corpses all over the ground. "Careful Naruto." said Kakashi.

"Kakashi. Why did you come here?" asked a voice. "Ugh, that voice, is it... Zabuza??!?" asked Kakashi. "I've finally accomplished my dream. To destroy the country of waves and take over it. Now I need someone to test my new powers on. How about it Kakashi... The Copy Ninja!" said Zabuza. There was something wrong with the way he looked this time. His skin had a more darker tone and his eyes were reddish. "The demon inside of me kept me alive Kakashi, I can't die until I have done what I need. It seems that brat is still with you. He should be happy to see an old face. Come out Haku."

"Yes Zabuza." answered Haku. Naruto couldn't believe it. "HAKU!!" tears dripped down from Naruto's eyes. "I thought you were.... Dead.." "Naruto... Why are you crying... This time... I'm going to kill you. You better be ready." She.. I mean HE then begins to charge at Naruto and knees him right in the gut. "UGHHHH!!! AHHHHH" Naruto flys across the ground with blood splatting out of his mouth.

The Fight BEGINS! FILLER EPISODE: ZABUZA AND HAKU, IS IT REALLY THEM?

[Carnage]

It turns out its not really them, blah blah blah, Naruton uses resangan, blah blah blah, end of story.

The next day Naruto goes into the ramen shop when suddenly,

SOMEONE THROWS GUM ON THE SIDE WALK! THIS IS A JOB FOR...................CAPATAIN PLANET!
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*song: Captain Planet, hes our hero! Goooonna taaake polution DOWN TO ZERO! THE POWER IS YOURS!*

The planeteers arive to save teh day/ pick up and throw out the gum!

Fire Planeteer (i dont know thier names so Im going to refer them by their powers):

"NARUTO! WE NEED YOUR HELP!"

Bitchy Wind Planeteer: George Bush is destroying all the wild life and forests in the corner of Oregon!

Annoying faggoty Indian Planeteer: We need you to help us save the forest and defeat George Bush!

Naruto: I'm wasting my time with these other fillers, so why not!?!

*they fly over to Oregon*

Bitchy Asian chick: Theres the forest! We must travel through it and get to the President who is in a super duper random building all the way on the otherside of this forest!

Earth Planeteer: Right on brotha!

Meanwhile, George Bush is tracking the gang.....

GW: HAHA! HAHAHAHA! HA! THEY DONT KNOW THAT I HAVE A SPY TRACKING THEM! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA! I WILL SEND TRAPS AND OTHER STUFFZ TO TAKE THEM OUT! HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

As the gang is walking through the forest, A BOULDER COMES FROM OUT OF THE SKY!

WTF!

The gang dodges it and run for cover into a cave......dum dum dum (build up the supsense[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img])

Then, they find a bomb in the cave. So they run out and jump dramaticly into the air as the bomb explodes!
































BOOOOOOOOOOM!












Earth Planeteer: How did GW know we were in the cave!?!?

Naruto: Condoms?

Fire Planeteer: What?

Naruto: What?

Indian kid: What?

Naruto: What?



Swedish chick (Wind Planeteer): There must be be a spy tracking us!

They go through the forest, encounter more traps, Naruto uses resangan, blah blah blah, they arrive at the building.

GW: You have done well to get this far, but NOW IT ENDS!

BEEEp!

CHUCK NORRIS BREAKS THROUGH FROM THE CEILING!

OH NOOOES!

THE PLANETEERSCALL FOR CAPTAIN PLANET!:

FIRE!

WIND!

WATER!

EARTH!

HEART!

CAPTAIN PLANET!

Captain Planet battles Chuck and gets owned.

Naruto: OH NOOOOES!

Then Naruto uses his new plot hole super move! SUPER FART RESANGAN!

Chuck: OH NOOOOOES!

Chuck gets owned.

Bush: OH NOOOOOOES! *escapes in escape pod*

Annoying Indian faggot: It looks like this mission was a succes! But I wonder who the spy was!

Suddenly, the monkey jumps off the Indian kids shoulder and reveals him to be both THE SPY AND THE MASTERMIND ALL ALONG! OH NOOOOOOES!

The monkey transforms into King Kong and there is an uber battle.

In the end, Only Naruto, the asian chick, and the swedish chick survive.

They all go back to Naruto's place to have a super orgy.


THE END

[Divinity]

And unfortunately God#2's post didn't make the cut and was not added in the script.

THE END.

[Carnage]

Then someone else bought the script and made billions of dollars. HAH!