It turns out its not really them, blah blah blah, Naruton uses resangan, blah blah blah, end of story.

The next day Naruto goes into the ramen shop when suddenly,

SOMEONE THROWS GUM ON THE SIDE WALK! THIS IS A JOB FOR...................CAPATAIN PLANET!
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*song: Captain Planet, hes our hero! Goooonna taaake polution DOWN TO ZERO! THE POWER IS YOURS!*

The planeteers arive to save teh day/ pick up and throw out the gum!

Fire Planeteer (i dont know thier names so Im going to refer them by their powers):

"NARUTO! WE NEED YOUR HELP!"

Bitchy Wind Planeteer: George Bush is destroying all the wild life and forests in the corner of Oregon!

Annoying faggoty Indian Planeteer: We need you to help us save the forest and defeat George Bush!

Naruto: I'm wasting my time with these other fillers, so why not!?!

*they fly over to Oregon*

Bitchy Asian chick: Theres the forest! We must travel through it and get to the President who is in a super duper random building all the way on the otherside of this forest!

Earth Planeteer: Right on brotha!

Meanwhile, George Bush is tracking the gang.....

GW: HAHA! HAHAHAHA! HA! THEY DONT KNOW THAT I HAVE A SPY TRACKING THEM! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA! I WILL SEND TRAPS AND OTHER STUFFZ TO TAKE THEM OUT! HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

As the gang is walking through the forest, A BOULDER COMES FROM OUT OF THE SKY!

WTF!

The gang dodges it and run for cover into a cave......dum dum dum (build up the supsense[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img])

Then, they find a bomb in the cave. So they run out and jump dramaticly into the air as the bomb explodes!
































BOOOOOOOOOOM!












Earth Planeteer: How did GW know we were in the cave!?!?

Naruto: Condoms?

Fire Planeteer: What?

Naruto: What?

Indian kid: What?

Naruto: What?



Swedish chick (Wind Planeteer): There must be be a spy tracking us!

They go through the forest, encounter more traps, Naruto uses resangan, blah blah blah, they arrive at the building.

GW: You have done well to get this far, but NOW IT ENDS!

BEEEp!

CHUCK NORRIS BREAKS THROUGH FROM THE CEILING!

OH NOOOES!

THE PLANETEERSCALL FOR CAPTAIN PLANET!:

FIRE!

WIND!

WATER!

EARTH!

HEART!

CAPTAIN PLANET!

Captain Planet battles Chuck and gets owned.

Naruto: OH NOOOOES!

Then Naruto uses his new plot hole super move! SUPER FART RESANGAN!

Chuck: OH NOOOOOES!

Chuck gets owned.

Bush: OH NOOOOOOES! *escapes in escape pod*

Annoying Indian faggot: It looks like this mission was a succes! But I wonder who the spy was!

Suddenly, the monkey jumps off the Indian kids shoulder and reveals him to be both THE SPY AND THE MASTERMIND ALL ALONG! OH NOOOOOOES!

The monkey transforms into King Kong and there is an uber battle.

In the end, Only Naruto, the asian chick, and the swedish chick survive.

They all go back to Naruto's place to have a super orgy.


THE END