It wasn't so much said as people interpreted the face and voice as belonging to a girl. The face he revealed to the 3rd Hokage right before their fight looked like a girl's face. Unless you're refering to something the manga said, in which case, I don't know about that.
"Pudding can't fill the emptiness inside me! But it'll help."
learn an arsenal of fart jutsu. Again, then become jesus.
If I was Naruto I'd hang out with Rock Lee, make Temari my bitch, get her to smack Sakura around and get Barbie to get Sasuke laid cuz that retard needs it XD . Then I'd find Orochimaru's place, and kill the SOB by dressing up like Mariyln Manson. And as a happy ending i'd ge the hookage drunk, get her to take her clothes off for a quarter so the perverted hermit screws her to death. XD THE END
Rewatch the anime again. The third's soul was already on the Death God's 'cross' or whatever it was when the Death God was summoned, which is why I think Assertn says he would have died either way.
"Pudding can't fill the emptiness inside me! But it'll help."
Run around, Rasengan every Tom, Dick, and Harry to come my way, and in general, be a moron.
... Oh, what would I do? Use Henge to impersonate people. Fun.
If I were naruto I would first of all get rid of the stupid orange suit, and replace it with some cool black and red suit complete with spikes or something cool like that. I'd also get a new hairstyle, you know, something cool, like maybe I'd let it grow long or something... And id get rid of the stupid whiskers, even if it meant tatooing some cursed-seal style runes on top of them, as it would still look way better.
Now, as for how i would act... Shit man, I can walk on walls, jump super high, and make copies of myself! forget being some lame hokage, Id just stop caring and run around jumping from building to building generally having a good time, kon style. Also, I'd totally forget about that stupid sakura chick and go with Hinata instead. Might even teach her to have a backbone while I'm at it. And far as i'm concerned, Sasuke can go drown in some abandonned well somewhere.
Finally i'd give Lee a pair of sunglasses or something to hide his annoying eyes.
The end.
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If I were Naruto I'd just use whatever jutsu I knew to mess around in my everyday life. Like Kage bunshin. I'd just make a bunshin to go do my homework or something while I take a nice nap. Yeah...
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If i was naruto,
1. Be like jiraya =)
2. Marry Hinata
3. Have fun with girls hinata stay's home or are out on missions
4. Make a big frog that jump around to hunt girls
5. Just become lasy and dont do any missions
6. If some goupe are after my "demon" i should kill them all!
7. Make a 1000 copy and shit in Orochimaru mouth [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]
I have been into the dark to long
1. Train, hand to and and ninja arts, because Naruto be lacking.
2. Read more forbidden scrolls, think about it, if naruto never read that scroll .. where would he be?
3. Spar with Rock Lee, Neji, and go on missions with Shikamaru
4. Hang out with Hinita more so she doesn't stay shy the whole time, she'd be more comfortable with me.
5. Seriously, wiht enough training, learning techniuqes of other joninin, training hard with Jiraya, and becomming a Joninin myself, all I owuld need to do now is master controling my lil 9 tails inside of me so I can use it at will.
6. How could i forget this, get some clothes that dont make me stand out -_-, you're a ninja, be stealthy. Wearing orange and being loud is not being ninja, thats being a moving target for a throwing star.
7. Naruto has to be from SOME CLAN. That clan must have SOME special ability, I'll do some research, who knows I might have latient ablilities just flowing inside of me.
8. Get with Hinita, shes cute in my opinion. Plus Rock Lee likes Sakura, they should hook up. And tenten really likes Neji, let them go for it. Choji and Ino could be nice, Shika and fan girl, Jiraya and the 5th, Anko ... hey Kakashi needs some loving ... and Asuma can take that other female joini ... so in theory Hinita and me would be a nice match (plus everyone has soemeone).
9. After I am as cool and strong as Jiraya, Kakashi, Gai, and have very good hand 2 hand, ninja tecnhinuqes, and can recognize and dispel any illusionary techniques. I'll make sure i've done enough missions and hung aorund stragisits like Shia so I have good range of skills and way of thinking (knowledge is power) that I can acutally harness my inner deamon and kick the crap out of Sasuke. That bastard deserves another "WTF punch" to the face and a good arse kicking. Plus hey, I wont be as useless and I can finally be what I never really was before, a ninja!@
1.) NO MORE RAMEN!!! Ramen has Yellow #5!!!! That means no children!!!
2.) Dammit, throw Sakura out a window! SHE'S USELESS!
3.) Get a shot at Tenten, if not, then you're stuck with Hinata.
4.) Learn the Chidori, so that you'll know both Rasengan AND Chidori.
5.) Forget about Sasuke, just find Orochimaru and kick his ass!!!!
Does that mean I get more raw action?Originally posted by: anbu41
1.) NO MORE RAMEN!!! Ramen has Yellow #5!!!! That means no children!!!
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