Where the hell is Turkish-S to police his thread? It's going to shit.

Anyway, some speculative updates from the trenches: Shiggy Miyamoto has revealed at some convention or press conference that Nintendo has yet another ace that they're hiding up their sleeve, and that developer Valve (Half Life 1 and 2) is quite smitten with Miyamoto's Miyamojo.

Game designer Hideo Kojima (Metal Gear Solid creator and MIyamoto's bitch) has also said that he's working on a Revolution project unrelated to MGS but related to some other franchise (praying it's Castlevania). He also thinks that a good DS simulation game would be using the stylus to spank a girl's ass. I had no idea that he and I share pervert-sennin genes. Props.