Originally posted by: AssertnFailure
Did you steal this from rolleyes.net?
Yes! I hacked in to their database and fuckin' swiped this shit. Seriously though, I have never heard of rolleyes, so no. I don't get why you would even ask this, it's not like I said I have written it.

Back on topic:
I feel most sorry for the father. It's got to hurt to lose your wife to your own son.