I ordered a wall mount for my flat screen TV, saw it was delivered and left at my front door on UPS online while I was at work this afternoon. For some reason I felt some shit was going to go wrong, and lo and behold, when I get home the package is not there. Checked with UPS, they said they delivered it. Unless they made a mistake, some asshole swiped my box from the front of my house and is now using my wall mount, probably trying to figure out how to mount his 19" tube TV with this kit. I hope the TV falls off the wall and fucking crushes him.

I'm mostly pissed that some asshole (probably a neighbor) stole my shit, and from now on when I order shit I'll have to go pick it up at the fucking UPS/Fedex pickup location.