The Bitching Thread

[Assertn]

another bitch.... I am getting married ! No that isn't theb itch... her parents dont want us to move in until we're married even though our lease starts in a couple days and we've had access to the condo we rented for over a week now. Driving her home and what not takes away a large portion of my free time that i have after work and what not... rawwwwwwwwwr

This is kinda like the story my roommate's friend told him a week ago....
Except their excuse for getting married was so she could get treatment for her broken ankle under his health insurance.

Ah romance is in the air~~

[XanBcoo]

Man, last night I was at this small concert, and I was standing just in front of the stage watching my favorite band of that evening, and this chubby bitch with too much makeup comes and stands in front of me to start talking to a friend. Then her meathead boyfriend pushes through and stands in front of me and they start talking. Bitch isn't even watching the show. Just wiggles her hips ever few minutes pretending to enjoy the music.

I know they had as much right to be there as I did, but I really wanted to injure them.