Quote Originally Posted by Ryllharu
Just spilled scotch all over my bills.

I'm not sure which part of that is more upsetting/annoying. There's no drying most of them either. Ink is very alcohol soluble. The cell phone bill took the brunt of it luckily. I can pay that online.

(Who am I kidding? Of course it is the scotch)
Hard liquor at 24? Break out the banjo and the moonshine, 'Red, we're havin' a hoe-down tonight!