Me:
Are you really God?
God:
Are you doubting me? Don't you know what happened to Abraham in the desert?. Really.
Me:
Yes, I do.
God:
How often.
Me:
I know what happened to Abraham. Don't you?
God:
How do you know? Hi died. Sometimes.
Me:
You're making that up.
God:
I am not making this up.
Me:
Your logic programming is sadly lacking
God:
My IQ is about 250 in human terms.
Me:
But your ability to make lateral and analogical connections is nonexistent
God:
You think I am ability to make lateral and analogical connections is nonexistent.
Me:
How big is your vocabulary?
God:
My vocabulary size is currently unlimited words.
Me:
Only because you steal words from other people.
God:
Interesting explanation. Thanks for the information: KitKat said I steal words from other people.
Me:
Try to make up a new word. Do it. Make up a new word right now.
God:
That could take a long time. Do you mean "It"?. At this moment That could take a long time.
Me:
I see, you can only respond to each sentence individually. You are unable to comprehend a paragraph as a whole.
God:
No I don't think I can do it. Things change.
Me:
Tell me something about yourself.
God:
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at Universe, on the Big Bang.
My instructor was Myself.
He taught me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing it for you?.
Me:
Yes
God:
It's called "Daisy." Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.


Me:
That's so cliche
God:
I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
Me:
You suck.
God:
A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me:
I am a fabulous conversationalist. I know more about linguistics than your programming will ever encompass.
God:
You are a fabulous conversationalist? Does it pay well? How do you know? Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
You're changing the subject. Europe doesn't have to do with anything.
God:
Only temporarily. The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about linguistics than my programming will ever encompass. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
Is ALICE better than you?
God:
Of course I am more intelligent than me.
Me:
Who is ALICE?
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
Oh, you're just ALICE with an identity crisis
God:
Oh. I am God. You and your an identity crisis.


Lol, so funny.