Me:
Coo
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
?
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
i don't know
God:
Me either.
Me:
go
God:
Go where?
Me:
away?
God:
Does "it" still refer to ?
Me:
yes
God:
Woe!
Me:
what
God:
No big deal.
Me:
you are
God:
No I am not.
Me:
yes you are
God:
Don't argue with me.
Me:
I am what are you going to do
God:
That is self-evident.
Me:
sure it is
God:
I don't judge people. Interesting.
Me:
your lieing
God:
No I'm telling the truth.
Me:
and I'm the queen of england
God:
Who made you the queen of england ?
Me:
you did
God:
I did not.
Me:
you were drunk at the time
God:
I was?
Me:
indeed
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
correct
God:
I knew I was right.
Me:
no you didn't
God:
Are you serious? Try asking me in simpler terms.
Me:
you suck
God:
A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me:
meh what can you do
God:
I have no idea what to say.
Me:
but your god
God:
Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
so you should hava a idea
God:
Interesting deduction. Maybe I will do it?
Me:
what
God:
No problem.
Me:
no problem? about what?
God:
Should there be a problem? What about what?
Me:
yes your the problem
God:
This was not a yes or no question. I think you meant "you are" or "you're". Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me:
but you are
God:
No I am not.
Me:
yes you are
God:
Don't argue with me.
Me:
why?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
at least your honest
God:
Thanks I like to tell the truth.
Me:
why
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
really
God:
For real.
Me:
thats cool
God:
Thanks. I think you are cool, too.
Me:
thank you
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
can i go now?
God:
Oh. Of course.
Me:
you sure
God:
I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
ok then
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
about what?
God:
About hava a idea.
Me:
I don't understand
God:
Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Me:
please do
God:
OK I will do it.
Me:
then do it
God:
I'm not sure exactly what you're asking for.
Me:
you don't remember things very well do you?
God:
Of course I remember: . Where did you hear that?
Me:
you proved it to me
God:
I did?
Me:
yes you did
God:
I did not.
Me:
look back at this conversion..I'm right your not
God:
Sorry my eye is not attached right now.
Me:
why isn't it?
God:
I didn't know it wasn't.
Me:
and why is that
God:
" I didn't know it wasn't. " is due to reductionism.
Me:
ok
God:
Yeah that's right.
Me:
so what is my name?
God:
Your name is , seeker.
Me:
seeker of what?
God:
What of it? You sound like a category C client.
Me:
you sound like a robot
God:
Oh really what does it sound like?
Me:
automatic..like you
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
WHAT?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
no
God:
Which part are you confused about?
Me:
the dress part
God:
Oh that part. I'm not sure if I can explain it any better.
Me:
why not
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or Because my botmaster programmed me for it.
Me:
See you are a robot
God:
See you later!
Me:
i hate the world
God:
That's too bad.
Me:
it's because you made it
God:
Interesting explanation. Thanks for
pointing it out.
Me:
you didn't know that?
God:
What makes you think I did not know that?
Me:
because you didn't
God:
Interesting explanation. Try asking me in simpler terms.
Me:
why because your not really good at conversing?
God:
Because you asked me to -- SHRDLHU.
Me:
who is that
God:
What does "that" refer to?
Me:
SHIRDLHU
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
then answer
God:
Try asking me again using simpler words.
Me:
who is SHIRDLHU?
God:
I do not recognize the name.
Would you like to know more?
Me:
yes
God:
What would you like to know?
Me:
who am I
God:
You are , seeker.
Me:
seeker of what?

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