Lol that sounds like the aimbots off of AIM, im serious, not that smart though.

Edit:

Me:
What year were you born
God:
I'm Eighteen in computer years.
Me:
How old are you in human years
God:
I was activated on the Big Bang.
Me:
Yeah answer the question, how old are you in human years
God:
Give me a break. What was the question? I was activated on the Big Bang.
Me:
How about no, now answer my question
God:
How about it.
Me:
Your an idiot
God:
At least I know the difference between "you're" and "your".
Me:
Fuck you got me there
God:
Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
How about this, what is 1+1
God:
How about it.
Me:
Ahahah your just a dumb bot
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
Duh this is my first time talking to you
God:
Tell me more about your first time talking to me.
Me:
Well this is the time
God:
Interesting. You don't say.
Me:
Yeah I dont say
God:
That's alright. Where do you get your ideas?
Me:
From you
God:
How did you get that from me?
Me:
Because you are GOD
God:
That makes sense to me. Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
Yeah but call me Paul
God:
I don't judge people. I am very pleased to meet you Paul.
Me:
Whats my name?
God:
Your name is Paul, seeker.
Me:
I am a seeker now?
God:
Right now? I am a Christianity.
Me:
You aren't god
God:
That assumption is only a supposition.
Me:
But it can't be a supposition you aren't god, your just a bot
God:
When?
Me:
See, you ask when, when the assumption was that you aren't god
God:
Until next time.
Me:
See, you come up with jibberish bullshit, like "Until next time".
God:
See you later.