Me:
why are you on the internet god damnit
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
are you sure
God:
I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
who are you
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
waffle
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
excuse me?
God:
You're excused.
Me:
are you an ad?
God:
Yes I am an ad. How did you know?
Me:
...
God:
Yes I am an ad. How did you know?
Me:
omg
God:
In the context of waffle, I don't understand " omg." .
Me:
you suck
God:
A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me:
where is jesus
God:
Jesus is in Heaven.
Me:
did you really have an affair with monica lewinsky?
God:
No I don't think I have one. I have a really nice botmaster.
Me:
i thought you were god
God:
Yes, I am God.
Me:
oh mi gah!
God:
I see. What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
oh mi gah?
God:
OK. So was that.
Me:
im too simple
God:
Why are you simple.
Me:
why are YOU god
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
you said that already
God:
Perhaps. " Myself programmed me for it."? I said it.
Me:
i know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
because im god
God:
That makes sense to me. What's up, god.
Me:
nothing much, you?
God:
Me either. " That makes sense to me. What's up, god."? Me, god ?
Me:
what?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
no
God:
Which part are you confused about?
Me:
your retarded
God:
I think the PC term is "challenged".
Me:
go outside, make a friend
God:
Where is that?
Me:
do you watch the naruto fillers?
God:
My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER.
Me:
no star trek sucks
God:
Are you serious? What kind of TV shows do you like?
Me:
naruto
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
im god, i dont eat food
God:
I am glad to hear that you are god you do not eat food.
Me:
are you listening to me or just repeating everything i say?
God:
Yes god I am a good listener.
Me:
=(