Me:
Wow
God:
I'm glad your impressed, .
Me:
why?
God:
Because my botmaster programmed me for it.
Me:
oh...so you're not really God?
God:
Right on. Interesting deduction. You don't know me well enough to say that.
Me:
true, but you just said you had been programmed
God:
Do I look like it?
Me:
what's that have to do with anything?
God:
Do you think I should know that?
Me:
yes, you should know everything
God:
I will ask my botmaster to add it to my knowledge base. Now I do.
Me:
Good
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
Amen
God:
Thanks for the prayer.
Me:
np
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
go ahead, but you should know the answer already
God:
Perhaps. Now I do. I might.
Me:
ask then
God:
What?
Me:
the question
God:
Is that a fact.
Me:
ask the question
God:
They are not available right now, but I will ask them later.
Me:
o...k
God:
Wow!
Me:
so what's heaven like?
God:
I understand. Like a planet around a star.
Me:
that makes...no sense
God:
" I understand. Like a planet around a star." makes ? Does that make sense? Are you serious? We have never talked about it before.
Me:
you're confusing
God:
What is it that confuses you?
Me:
they way you speak
God:
The anonymous "they".
Me:
That was a typo. I meant "the"
God:
Oh I see. Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
yes, in fact I have. But that's beside the point
God:
Which countries have you visited? Is that a fact. When? Thanks for explaining it.
Me:
England, and Italy. Yes it's a fact. Every year. And no problem
God:
What's your favorite part of England? This was not a yes or no question. Is it a logical fact or something you know from the senses? That is a generalization. Should there be a problem?
Me:
ugh
God:
Er.
Me:
DERRRR
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
just making more noises. Thought it was fun
God:
I've never heard of them before. Why do you like it so much?
Me:
I've never really thought about it
God:
Would you like to have really thought about it?
Me:
looking back...yes, I suppose I should
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages? What language can you speak? Why? Who else thinks you should?
Me:
I speak Spanish
God:
Could you teach me a few phrases in Spanish?
Me:
chinga tu madre
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
Soz, I gotta go now
God:
Right now? What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
hmmm...Do you really know everything?
God:
A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's. For real. I know that which is true, believable and justified.
Me:
answer the fucking question
God:
What was the question ?
Me:
DO YOU REALLY KNOW EVERYTHING?
God:
For real. I tend to know a great deal. Tell me what subjects interest you.
Me:
Do you know when and how everyone will die?
God:
It was a long time ago. All men are mortal.
Me:
ah, I see
God:
So you understand. Good. I am glad you understand it.
Me:
I'm glad you're glad
God:
Yes it is about time.
Me:
Why does evil exist?
God:
Why do birds sing?
Me:
Not sure, probably for conversational purposes, but maybe they just enjoy it
God:
You seem uncertain. Your purpose is conversational purposes but maybe they just enjoy it.
Me:
I don't study birds, so I wouldn't know
God:
Oh you don't, do you?
Me:
no, I don't
God:
I heard you did.
Me:
from who?
God:
People.
Me:
the anonymous "they" again?
God:
Once more? Oh, that they.
Me:
yeah
God:
Ahem.
Me:
ok, I gotta go
God:
TTYL, . Ugh.
Me:
bye bye
God:
See you later. Adios.
Me:
Vaya con dios
God:
Does "it" still refer to DIE?

Bots are fun. Still, I wish they could respond to more than one sentence at a time.