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    One eyed kitten

    When I die, I wana be on the recieving end of necrophilia, cuz:
    I'm gonna make looooove, even when I'm dead.
    My body might get cold, but its always hot'n ma bed.
    im gonna make looooove...

    Sorry, I just had to make that reference to South Park...

    Anyways, as Ero-fan and koko say, I'll be dead man, If someone else can use the body I am no longer in to do some good, then let them. In fact, best case scenario in my books is that my hand or some part of me gets mummified and some necromancer uses it as a tool to raise the dead, and then I can say that I helped armagedon. But I guess donating my organs to a patient or helping science will have to do...

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    One eyed kitten

    uhm... cats are small when they are born but... they are also born with their eyes closed

    and that ball of fur dog... DAAAMN, i'd be afraid of dogs at that point.

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    One eyed kitten

    thats ball of fur sounds like the result of a failed canine transmutation... I hope you didn't feed it any strange red crystals.

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    One eyed kitten

    Don't know exactly. It's not money by the size of a lottery grand prize of course, but for practically doing nothing it's pretty nice to get some gold. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]

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    One eyed kitten

    Originally posted by: Terracosmo
    Don't know exactly. It's not money by the size of a lottery grand prize of course, but for practically doing nothing it's pretty nice to get some gold. [img][/img]
    But still, getting a small amount of cash for doing nothing is a good deal to me.

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    But still, getting a small amount of cash for doing nothing is a good deal to me.
    Indeed!... Where do I sign up?
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    One eyed kitten

    I get buried on my family plot, yes, my family has our own cemetery. I don't care that its in bad condition or that nobody will ever go see it in the middle of nowhere Tennessee, that's where I'm going.

    However, my organs can go to science or to those that need it. However, my liver will be quite useless, as well as my lungs....

    Really, some people in this thread-

    wait

    wait, is this still the "One eyed kitten" thread? Tangents are aplenty these days on the forums. Wowzers. I read this stuff and almost had no idea how it got from the original post and discussion to this point. Jesus tap dancing christ. disagree all you all want, to each your own. I don't give a damn what you do with your body when you die so long as it doesn't involve me.

    Humans are different from animals. We must die for a reason. Now is the time for us to regulate ourselves and reclaim our dignity. The one who holds endless potential and displays his strength and kindness to the world. Only mankind has God, a power that allows us to go above and beyond what we are now, a God that we call "possibility".

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    I would tell you if i knew, i'm awaiting Terra's response full with info on this.

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    One eyed kitten

    They wouldn't dump your body into a dumpster, they would make the most out of it as much as possible since getting a human body as research material is rare, most of the time, they get a organ...at most...

    A criminal donated his body to science, besides the bullet wound, he was the perfect specimen. They cut his body into millimeter thin sheets then scanned them into a computer, which allowed them a almost perfect 3D model of the human body, inside and out. This allowed information about the human being in much better detail then say a text book. Thanks to this, more accurate results can be made when talking about diseases and researching diseases as a whole, since now you have such valuable research material.

    All he did was donate his body, and BOOM, medical science makes a nice leap. How many people must've wished there family member didn't even have to die had their disease was cured, better then worrying about a dead body isn't it? Sheesh, kinda grimey don't you think? When I die, I hope to also be of use to science, if not that, at least turned into some kinda compost and grow a oak tree.... XD

    I think it's alot nicer then going through all this useless crap of putting me into a box, spend a while burying the box, just so I can rot inside the box, and you spend thousands letting me rot inside a box... and I don't even know how much material goes into making the box, just to bury it! But that's just my opinion, I just feel it's waste to polish something real nice just to put it 6 feet under...that could've been a hospital bed... or something MUCH more useful! At least back then they simply buried the dead, where it decomposes and becomes worthwhile fertilizer...

    If my loved ones buried me in a box... then they haven't been paying much attention. XD

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