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    I really want to buy a windmill shuriken!

    The only way to kill somebody with a full sized windmill shuriken is to stand on a balcony and wait until the target walks below. Then drop the thing at the right moment. Although an anvil would do the trick even better, and would be much cheaper and harder for the police to trace.

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    I really want to buy a windmill shuriken!

    Originally posted by: Kraco
    The only way to kill somebody with a full sized windmill shuriken is to stand on a balcony and wait until the target walks below. Then drop the thing at the right moment. Although an anvil would do the trick even better, and would be much cheaper and harder for the police to trace.

    haha... someone killed by a giant shuriken. only one person owning such a weapon in a 300km radius... mmm I wonder who did it!

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    I really want to buy a windmill shuriken!

    Originally posted by: Kraco
    The only way to kill somebody with a full sized windmill shuriken is to stand on a balcony and wait until the target walks below. Then drop the thing at the right moment. Although an anvil would do the trick even better, and would be much cheaper and harder for the police to trace.
    I dunno, anvils are pretty uncommon these days too. Not to mention unwieldy.

    The only people who might have an anvil around these days would be farriers and jewelers. Rest assured, neither would keep them on their balconies.

    You'd be better off using disk weights or dumbbells, or possibly large pipes. A dropped ladder would also do the trick nicely (they're nice and heavy, too).

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    I really want to buy a windmill shuriken!

    Originally posted by: complich8
    The only people who might have an anvil around these days would be farriers and jewelers.
    What about cartoon ducks and coyotes and whatnot?

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    I really want to buy a windmill shuriken!

    Originally posted by: XanBcoo
    What about cartoon ducks and coyotes and whatnot?
    Bah. They haven't used them significantly in like 40 years.

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    I really want to buy a windmill shuriken!

    Originally posted by: complich8
    Originally posted by: XanBcoo
    What about cartoon ducks and coyotes and whatnot?
    Bah. They haven't used them significantly in like 40 years.
    Pfft, that's because modern ducks and coyotes don't understand the awesomeness of the anvil. So simple yet elegant. If I was an animated character I'd definitely choose an anvil as my weapon of choice.

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    I really want to buy a windmill shuriken!

    Originally posted by: KitKat
    Originally posted by: complich8
    Originally posted by: XanBcoo
    What about cartoon ducks and coyotes and whatnot?
    Bah. They haven't used them significantly in like 40 years.
    Pfft, that's because modern ducks and coyotes don't understand the awesomeness of the anvil. So simple yet elegant. If I was an animated character I'd definitely choose an anvil as my weapon of choice.
    Everyone seems to be forgeting the Almighty Toliet. After you drop that, you can jump and land on the guy next to him, crushing that guy as well. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]

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    I really want to buy a windmill shuriken!

    ^^ Much more useful than a safe. When you drop one of those on someone, they can just open the door from the inside and stroll away.

    <@Terra> he told me this, "man actually meeting terra is so fucking big", and he started crying. Then he bought me hot dogs

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    I really want to buy a windmill shuriken!

    Originally posted by: KitKat
    Originally posted by: complich8
    Originally posted by: XanBcoo
    What about cartoon ducks and coyotes and whatnot?
    Bah. They haven't used them significantly in like 40 years.
    Pfft, that's because modern ducks and coyotes don't understand the awesomeness of the anvil. So simple yet elegant. If I was an animated character I'd definitely choose an anvil as my weapon of choice.
    Completly agree. The anvil is a classic and nothing, and I mean NOTHING can equal the same greatness and have the same impact as it.


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    Some probably useful info

    i know how to throw a windmill shuriken, more or less.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sharkfang View Post
    i know how to throw a windmill shuriken, more or less.
    You must know since you managed to throw one from 2006 all the way to 2011.

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