Here's a feeble attempt to translate with my very limited Japanese.
The guy [top -down]:
-Common, short hair that flops in a "pin pin" manner. Undyed.
-Slender framed spectacles.(I've no idea what the 2nd line means.What's ultra eye?)
-The no.1 difference between the HK and Japanese Otaku, the former's thin.
-(I don't know about the one pointing to their satchels but it's got something to do with the bags being 'really global')
-Silver belt
-Sneakers

The girl being brought along
-(I don't know the 1st line either but it implies that the girl always thinks the guy is very handsome)
Isn't it time you all think about your hairdo and make-up?
-Even in Hong Kong, this fashion causes one to think [what's that all about---]
-(I don't know about the one pointing to their satchels but it's got something to do with the bags being 'really global')
-Sneakers

Bringing their girls along is frequent. When off to buy toys, do not bring your girlfriend!! (inner scream)

That's the best I could do for you. Someone help...[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-confused.gif[/img]