Chapter 305

[Assertn]

Man, you guys are going to look pretty stupid when you realize that you're falling into Kishimoto's trap. He's going to have Yamato betray the group and fulfill a secret mission of his own, which may involve sasuke as well, and you guys won't even see it coming.

[Sidnne]

Oh I think I see.

Kishi "hello" moto is planning a battle of attrition against his readers. He plans to bore us all to death and then when we least expect it... BAM! Instant plot twist and everything comes together with grace and awe. And you're right, we won't ever see it coming because we'll have all likely stopped reading before that happens.

[samsonlonghair]

I've finally figured it out.

Kishimoto has been replaced by Pod People from Invasion of the Body Snatchers. At first the Pod Kishimoto had everyone fooled, but now we're starting to realize that he has no emotion. There's something no longer human about him.

Your new bodies are growing in there. They're taking you over cell for cell, atom for atom. There is no pain. Suddenly, while you're asleep, they'll absorb your minds, your memories and you're reborn into an untroubled world...Tomorrow you'll be one of us...There's no need for love...Love. Desire. Ambition. Faith. Without them, life is so simple, believe me

It all fits now.

[ChaosK]

kishimoto is obviously 3 names put together.

kis him oto

they are 3 manatees who take idea balls from 1 side of a tank to another.


so kis picked "naruto"
him picks "loves"
oto picked "sasuke"

BAM, we have our naruto story.

[Assertn]

Oh I think I see.

Kishi "hello" moto is planning a battle of attrition against his readers. He plans to bore us all to death and then when we least expect it... BAM! Instant plot twist and everything comes together with grace and awe. And you're right, we won't ever see it coming because we'll have all likely stopped reading before that happens.

Yikes, way to shoot the messenger.