Wow, I'm surprised that I can feel nostalgic over something I read only a few years ago.

Don't forget The Law of Helpless Feminine Omnipotence
Any young, seemingly helpless girl actually carries a mystical force inside of her that can wipe out all bad guys in a flash when she's under extreme emotional duress.

Quote Originally Posted by BOARD_of_command
In contrast, food prepared by males always taste like Chuck Norris's tears.
Everyone knows that Chuck Norris doesn't cry. Duh.