Lol some pretty funny stuff there, my favorites were these two
Originally Posted by Winged Dancer
Lol some pretty funny stuff there, my favorites were these two
Last edited by KoKo37; Sun, 06-04-2006 at 08:16 PM.
Bwahaha. This is classic. XD
I figured I might as well just add on...
Hardcore: The main character charges at the dragon by swinging his arms and legs around like a madman. When the dragon falls he jumps on him and floor stomps his stomach, killing him instantly. He then meets the princess, who offers him a nice steak, a joint, and gold the dragon was guarding. The main character refuses because: he's a vegan, is sXe, and doesn't want to "sell out".
I've seen this before, in english, so it's surprising that you had to translate it :O
But it did include some new ones.
My favorite has always been "progressive". The mere prospect of a dragon falling asleep out of boredom strikes me as megaultrasexydeluxe hilarious. Also because it's so true. Fucking prog metal.
lol the Folk metal one is funny... dragon falls asleep and they still leave without the princess...
Mariachi is class...!
Don't hardcore kids try to flying karate kick you too or is that another group?
"They call it 'The American Dream' because you have to be asleep to believe it" - George Carlin
Very good stuff, and very true. Although I had never heard of the classification "Viking Metal", despite the fact I'm almost living in the old viking lands... The description of it of course sounded exactly right.
the reggae one made me laugh lol
ty psj for this sig
I think this was a chain mail that was translated into spanish and modified with the translation, since there were a bunch of very local jokes and even a few genres I wasn't able to put here - they basically don't exist in english.
Well what the hell, let's add new genres. Anyone has any ideas for, say, J-Pop?
jpop: singer is the princess, hero arrives on a motorcycle, nonchalantly smokes a cigarette, makes a disaffected face at the princess. Princess strings together some English words that make no sense in the context of the rest of the song, while attempting to dazzle everyone with bright flashing lights that match neither the mood of the song nor the rhythm (to make them forget that the song makes no sense). Dragon sees through the secret jpop idol distraction technique, gets annoyed by the Engrish and bright, unsuitable lighting, eats the princess. Hero and Dragon smoke another cigarette before leaving via motorcycles.
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