Quote Originally Posted by Genma
Bwahaha. This is classic. XD

I figured I might as well just add on...

Hardcore: The main character charges at the dragon by swinging his arms and legs around like a madman. When the dragon falls he jumps on him and floor stomps his stomach, killing him instantly. He then meets the princess, who offers him a nice steak, a joint, and gold the dragon was guarding. The main character refuses because: he's a vegan, is sXe, and doesn't want to "sell out".
Don't hardcore kids try to flying karate kick you too or is that another group?