Rock & Roll Situations

[Kraco]

Very good stuff, and very true. Although I had never heard of the classification "Viking Metal", despite the fact I'm almost living in the old viking lands... The description of it of course sounded exactly right.

[6Zabuza9]

the reggae one made me laugh lol

[Winged Dancer]

I think this was a chain mail that was translated into spanish and modified with the translation, since there were a bunch of very local jokes and even a few genres I wasn't able to put here - they basically don't exist in english.

Well what the hell, let's add new genres. Anyone has any ideas for, say, J-Pop?

[complich8]

jpop: singer is the princess, hero arrives on a motorcycle, nonchalantly smokes a cigarette, makes a disaffected face at the princess. Princess strings together some English words that make no sense in the context of the rest of the song, while attempting to dazzle everyone with bright flashing lights that match neither the mood of the song nor the rhythm (to make them forget that the song makes no sense). Dragon sees through the secret jpop idol distraction technique, gets annoyed by the Engrish and bright, unsuitable lighting, eats the princess. Hero and Dragon smoke another cigarette before leaving via motorcycles.

[Ryllharu]

I'd have gone more along the lines of:

Jpop: The Hero arrives at the castle, and quickly retouches his makeup, and then moodily pouts. The princess is actually a group of 11 girls, only two of which can actually sing. The dragon, thoroughly confused whether or not the hero is another princess, lets him pass. When the hero and the princesses meet, they can only communicate by stringing random english words together. The best they can manage results in "Happy, Happy, GET!" and "Lubu You." The dragon, annoyed by the shrill, completely vapid chatter leaves to find a more suitable princess to capture.

When I thought of jpop, I knew that the hero had to look like Gackt.

[complich8]

that works too ...

I was more thinking solo diva type (ayu, hikki) but I spose diva-team is another side of the jpop coin ... morning musume?

I think the dragon would eat them all though. And then enter a hyperglycemic coma and die, courtesy the fact that they're all made of roughly 95% sugar. That's a lot of sugar in one sitting, even for a dragon!