Dear Terra,

Why do I have dandruff and how do I cure it forever instead of for weeks at a time?

Why can I mever maintain my weight training for more than 2 months at most in one go?

Why am I writing in this thread?

For someone watching episode 6 of one piece, when does it get to be good?

Why am I unemployed after just finishing 17 years of gut wrenching education, being of the best (OK not at uni) and generally being a nice guy?

Signed,
DB.