Dear MJ,
I am very sad to find out my life will amass to nothing but alas, I fear you are correct......
What is the true essence of a black hole?
Whats the difference between a black hole and a white hole?
Why do people watch anime?
Is it true Michael Jackson and Bill Gates are hitting it off?
How do I get rich to go along with my Awesome Don King Style Hairdo to get laid?
Why does my little brothers Rabbit always run under my bed?
What will happen when your post count hits 8000? Will it bring about the end of the world? And if so, your running a bit late, its already 666.
And I feel for you, Your next post is gonna be a long one.