Dear Terra,

How much coffee have I had today?

How much coffee in a day is "safe" to have?

Why am i forced to go to school with complete dumbasses?

Speaking of lefts and rights, if two wrongs don't make a right, how come three rights make a left?

Should Vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Do you find it a bit unnerving doctors call what they do practice?

If a funeral procession is at night, do you drive with your lights off?

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?

When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

Thanks, DF