Dear chaos that is also a kiddo,

Midget; someone who is very short (or tired of life in general) - also see suicidal
(taken from Terra's personal wikipedia who only he himself has access to)

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Dear failure of ass,

blue is of course, always, a surefire way of gaining attention, but from personal experience I'd still use purple since if you want attention you might as well pick an even more redundant color. I am assuming that is your goal, since if you wear either to almost any club, you'll be defeated swiftly by midgets of questionable sexuality (see also the answer to kiddo's previous question)