Dear invisible man, (since you are a dead fire you don't exist)
"Why does the good men always die and the evil always make more money?"
Because the good men are in general a bunch of morons who use "good" as an attempt to separate them from the "bad" people who they in fact are jealous of. This is further encouraged by other similar idiots, who believe that feelings and love are more important than money. A bunch of nonsense, it is!
"Why could nobody ever catch the ginger-bread man?"
Because the Hinata cosplayer ate him.
"Why is Canada called the "know it all neignbour" by the US when they don't know anything about us?"
Probably for the same reason as norwegians call us morons - because they are right, even though we won't admit it.
"What WOULD Jesus do?"
Eat himself fat! I wish I could conjure food.
"What would happen if the world would end?"
The world as we know it dies every day. Tomorrow, the world will be changed once again. And... *gets shot*
No but seriously everyone will die and a billion years+ worth of development, science and everything else that humanity has accomplished will be null, zero, nada, zilch. So let's have a glass of wine and enjoy the fact that it won't happen during our lifetime.
"And finally from a random person (Who isn't me)"
(who is probably you)
"I have a problem with women; you see, I am very shy and while I take down guys who so much as look at me funny with no hesitation, I cannot even talk to a pretty girl unless someone else already knew her and marked his claim. Needless to say, this means all the women I know are married or similarly unavailable and all my friends are leaving me behind (number of friends who got married last year alone: four).
I am 20, 21 come Sept. I am too old to go to the usual hangouts and too young for many of the adult scenes. Any advice?"
Assuming that this person is in the same age as his friends, my first reaction is obviously "all these people got married while being 19-20 years old?". Brother, that is nothing to be envious about, as they are clearly fucked up for throwing their lives away that early. You are not left behind. You are superior. Unfortunately, you are also somewhat of an idiot and will probably die a virgin (assuming you are one), if you don't learn to talk to women. It's not that special. They are really a lot like us, except in the possession of breasts and some random conviction that they are as smart as men, which they clearly aren't.
Further, 20 makes you too old for the usual hangouts? Where do you live? Neverland ranch? Go out there and talk to people you dumbass. Oh and getting drunk helps.
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Dear woofcat,
I don't know, but once I ate a swallow and it didn't really satisfy my appetite. Using that as reference, I will assume that they are probably fast fliers since they are thin and meatless.
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Dear kid who believes himself to be talented even though he probably only knows a little of all instruments he mentioned in his question,
the drums is the best instrument ever. But don't play that, because I don't want more competition (of course I'll be the best no matter how many other players there are but hey). Play the saxophone. It will at least make you popular with the ladies (the 50 year-old black ones anyway).
/Terra-sama
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