Dear King of the Cosmo(aka "MJ")
How fast is a average human beings sneeze?
Am I ever going to get laid if I keep my Don King Style Hair-do?
Why is my brother so gay?
What should I do with my massive collection of porn?
Why am I so attracted to lesbians?
And will my life ever amass to anything?
Dear Lucifer wannabe,
"How fast is a average human beings sneeze?"
The amount of bacteria in your body times your probability of having aids divided wih the amount of times you've said that the Naruto fillers suck. If you haven't seen the Naruto fillers, or even worse actually like them, then just replace that number with 5 (as in your IQ).
"Am I ever going to get laid if I keep my Don King Style Hair-do?"
Of course, if you get as rich as he is.
"Why is my brother so gay?"
Since you are such a fan of lesbians, he took it upon himself to battle you from a the perspective of a man. It's your fault!
"What should I do with my massive collection of porn?"
...give it to me?
"Why am I so attracted to lesbians?"
Because you have never given a female oral sex, so you don't have to experience the turn-off which is knowing the taste of a vagina (sad but true).
"And will my life ever amass to anything?"
To be honest, no, nothing at all.
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Dear squiddles or whatever,
some people are ignorant, and will sometimes not listen to perfectly sensible truth such as the one in your case. It is unfortunately a vital part of life for the average half dragon. Killing them won't solve anything, but you should probably do it anyway.
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Dear drunken italian,
the answer to your question is quite simple, and can be expressed with this formula:
6=$=+6=$$=+++6=$$$$$$$$$$$$=<3
Which roughly translates into that you should sell your own body, and once you have sold enough sex you will be rich enough to pay your customers to spread your name along with the title of "pimp". If enough people hear it, they will think that you are a pimp instead of a whore, and since you have been a whore all your life you can put that knowledge to use by recruiting others to serve under you.
And then you'll find love in the form of a nice car (hence the heart symbol at the end)
/Big whore/pimp Terralini
Dear honey-pie,
Can I call you honey-pie?
Dear Unknown-sex-preference-fiend,
<Terracosmo> I am unemployed
How is the economy these days?
For that matter, how's life?
LaZie made this...a long time ago.
"It was a very depressing time in my life, since I had no money I was unable to screw the rules" -Kaiba
Dear honey-pie, yes you may call me honey-pie, you honey-pie you.
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Dear kid who I am beginning to fear is stalking me,
the economy is as fucking bad as always, and life blows just the same, and as you already know the unemployment is a fact. But it's okay because in my possession I have a sacred jewel which I found in my backyard last night. All I need to do now is to create a false rumor that it's worth something, and then sell it. Oh it will be great.
Honey-pie,
Isn't it like five o'clock in the morning up there where you live? Hod do you manage to stay awake? Seriously, that's the time I wake up!
dear yzak fanclub member #21049150139539235..(so on, so fourth),
if you were to pass by a suitcase with $100,000, what would you do?
if you were my car keys, where would you be hiding?
-signed, redx1.
Last edited by RedX1z; Tue, 06-06-2006 at 07:29 PM.
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She knows what you did last summer..
------------私はコピーX 及びSimca が空を征服することを信じる------------
Dear honey-pie with extra sugar,
I am unemployed, addicted to pepsi max and coffee, and in the possession of a computer. Unfortunately this is a 99.5% surefire way of fucking up the daily rotation of time. For the record, waking up at 5 am can't be healthy! That's like.. early, and... in time for work. Eww.
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Dear sad and confused cellphone,
"Why is the sky blue?"
Because in the air, sniper smurfs live who kill people (this is how death came to be). The blue color is needed for them to use as camouflage.
"Why do fools fall in love?"
Because other fools need to break someone's heart too, so that they feel desired.
"Why is the Energizer Bunny a bunny?"
Never heard of how much a bunny reproduces? Energy baby!
"Why do people build bathrooms with a mirror across from the toilet?"
Because they are all part of a clan of "number one and two fetishists". It's a conspiracy.
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Dear megaman gone awry,
I'd use the $100,000 to bribe all the Yzak fanclub members ahead of me since that was one hell of a fucking fanclub member.
And if I were your keys, I would probably be in the car's key slot already. Warm and cozy! I never did understand the mentality of other keys who tend to lie somewhere dark and cold (see this as a tip.. mwah hah)
/ Le Terra Divine
Dear Terra,
Why is the sky blue?
Why do fools fall in love?
Why is the Energizer Bunny a bunny?
Why do people build bathrooms with a mirror across from the toilet?
Signed,
- Sad and Confused
<@Terra> he told me this, "man actually meeting terra is so fucking big", and he started crying. Then he bought me hot dogs
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