Dear HibikiDincht,

"Please tell me why penguins don't fly and taste like chocolate with cream."

Since they can't fly, they unfortunately have a tendency to fall into chocolate cream streams (located at random places in the antarctics), which leaves a lasting taste.

"Is mage Santa Claus is disguise?"

I sincerily hope not, Santa must never find out about my hentai collection. If he does, he might stop giving me new hentai at christmas. My collection must always grow!

"Name the 90000 asteroids of the Solar System."

Yzak1,Yzak2,Yzak3,Yzak4......Yzak90000.

"Is the roof on fire?"

Bloodhound Gang SUCKS.

"Is Gogol really the Square root of Gogolplex?"

Square? No, no, they are called Square-Enix now.

"Can I have your autograph?"

Which boob do you want me to sign?
...
Wait a second, no, you can't.

"Why do we need to understand recursivity before fully comprehend recursivity?"

Speak english damn you.

"Salchicomula pata de mula bibidi babidi buu?"

Hasta la vista hoola bandoola super saiyan oogie boogie fuck you

"Kudos."

I think the kodos in WC3/WoW are pretty cute.

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Dear duckbill hunter,

"Why do staplers always have lots of staples in them but run out just when you need them?"

Even staples need to get married eventually. Not all of them want papers.

"In a fight between bull and a gorilla who would win?"

Whoever wears the sexiest pants. The bull should try using leather.

"Why do you always have to ask for extra salad or condiments, no matter which eatery you go to?"

Well you don't have to, but you must desperately eat it, isn't that right? You greedy person you! Think of the children!

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Dear kidstalker,

"Why do you fear stalkers? Aren't half your girlfriends stalkers to begin with? (I use the term girlfriend loosly)"

Well, there is a reason the term "girlfriend" is used loosely, right? ;D
(explanation: I don't care for them)

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Dear squidler,

"My friend Says that Zaraki Kenpachi is the most badass character of all time (excluding Yzak of course since it wouldn't be much of a contest). I, on the other hands believe that as badass as Kenpachi is, Alucard (in the manga not the anime) beats him hands down in the domain of badassness. Who is right? If neither of us is right, then just WHO (again excluding Yzak) is the most badass character of all time, and why?"

Dio Brando, of course.

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Dear person who wrongfully suggested Guts to be the most badass character ever,

"If you had to watch one hentai thing for the rest of your life what would it be?"

A collage consisting of all of Azasuke's best work, such as the Sakura gangbang and the Seung Mina staff violation.

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Dear zero rockman,

"if your house was on fire and you had enough time to save three things, what would it be?"

my drums, my ps2 and my yzak figurine which I received from eurasian!

"why do they let old people drive?"

Because PEOPLE NEED TO BE ABLE TO DIE!
It effectively keeps population lower.

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Dear wife,

"When, oh when will the Naruto fillers end?"

There are no fillers. Close your eyes and they will go away. It works for Dattebayo, right?!

"Where is the song that goes like this? Where is it? Where, where?"

Where? Over there! That's where it is! Where oh where, is it there, it is where, there, where, why, when, woohoo!

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Dear haru von ryll,

because, life sucks. Whenever you find one you may return to the topic and tell me how you succeeded. I could use some tips myself...

/ Unemployed Superterra