Dear Terra,

If you made a utopia, how would you keep everyone smart?

Is "happy rod" an acceptable euphemism for "joystick?"

If I think one of my friends is a German/Russian/Azerbaijani spy, what should I do to expose him?

A hobo is looking at me through the window. I have a rifle three feet away, and a twinky in my hand. What do I do?

Why is there no 3 dollar bill?

Why am I so absentminded?

Why do certain people persist in writing in HUGE LETTERS WITH MULTIPLE PUNCTUATION MARKS??!!??!!

If 600 people die in Haiti and there are no celebrities around to mock-cry about it to boost their record sales, does anyone notice?

I am the Angel of Death. What should I do?

Do I dare Disturb the universe?

If WW3 started, what would you think would be the result?

Remember people We do not ask Terra questions because he is qualified, we ask because he is bloody hilarious.