Dear Terra,

My MPS just dropped below my HGS, and now the RWRR is going to get out of sync with the FLIR, and my BBN-equipped ADAT is going berserk. What do I do?

If I kill someone in a No Littering zone, should I dump the body somewhere else to avoid a ticket?

How come on TV when people drive, they're always turning the wheel left and right even though they're driving in a straight line? And why are there always little camera shakes to indicate rough roads, even with a hovercar like in I, Robot

Sometimes I feel like crying but I just can't, what should I do?

Have I found the Admin's handbook here?

If a genie appeared and gave me 3 wishs.....would asking for more wishes destroy the genie?

What would Jesus drive?

God impregnated Mary with Jesus without asking and obviously without protection. Mary didn't know about it till God pointed it out. In a legal sense, doesn't that mean God knocked Mary up?

Should I use common sence or listen only to you?

How much wood WOULD a woodchuck chuck if he could chuck wood? Assuming that the woodchuck has teeth and the motivation to go out and chuck some wood.

How many sheets of paper can one tree make?

Is it half full or half empty?